Lady Bits and Such

So, they have been moving cubies and people around at work, and there are a few desks that didn't have the backing on them, so you could see everythign underneath them. OK, there is the backstory. So the other day, Person A, we'll call her Ann, walked out of the warehouse and noticed as she walked out that Person B, we'll call her Brandy, well, noticed that since she was wearing a skirt that her vajayjay was hanging out. So Ann told Brandy that and suggested that until walls are put up, that she might not want to wear a skirt. So Brandy gets very defensive stating that Ann could not have seen her vajayjay. So Ann said, OK, whatever you say, and walked away.

A day later, I walk thorugh the lunch room whilst Brandy and company are having lunch and clearly bitching that Ann had said anything to Brandy because "There is no way she could have seen, so and so was sitting right next to me and she didn't see it, I don't know why she was looking"

So, since I'm friends with Ann, and Brandy irritates the piss out of me, I just chimed in. So I stated that no, she wasn't looking, and if she didn't see anythign, she wouldn't have made it up, that she was trying to be nice and tell you that your vajayjay is hanging out, so you didn't show it off to the whole office and the guys working on the cubies... For all I know maybe she was trying to show off, but yea, that's nothing I would want to see. So her rebuke was, very loudly, "Well maybe she should mind her own business!"

Really, can we grow up, and if that were me, I would not be telling the entire packed lunch room that my lady bits were hanging out... But hey, maybe that's just me.

Get off my ass!

Ok, so if I'm in the middle of doing something, DO NOT try to jump in the middle and then not know what the hell is going on and have to ask me. You are effing irritating!

DOUCHE....

Have you ever been in the middle of a conversation, and you really don't want to be talking to that person? Then 1-2 sentences into them blabbing to you about something you already know, the only word that pops into your head is Douche, and it's pretty much all you can do to contain it and not say it out loud to that person?

I don't know, maybe it's just me. Or maybe it's just the doches' around me????

I can't stand you!

Can I just say shut the hell up? I mean really? 1) your new, 2) Where do you get off telling me that if we were a team, I'd have to do more? Obviously, you don't know what the hell your talking about seeing as I pretty much do everything on my team except things that you, yes you, were hired to do. If you want me to do your job, that's fine, but then I demand a raise! You walk around here like you own the place, trying to 'fix' everything. You are making more problems for everyone else. You aren't helping anyone. Oh, and by the way there is NO WAY you wear the same size as me, you are built like a line-backer.

Quit Burping!

Shoe update: black strappy old lady sandals, not white, but she does have the same pair in white.

Back to the burping.
I really don't have an issue with someone burping, as long as it's:
A) controlled,
B) your not doing the ABCs
C) you say excuse me if it's loud enough to be noticed.
D) you don't face me and do it

Unfortunately this person, burbs ALL day. No, I am not exaggerating, it is an all day ordeal. If it was under the breath and unnoticeable, I have no problems, but it's not.
1) It's loud enough to distract me from what I am doing, (and break my ignoring you concentration).
2) You always are facing me for some reason, TURN AWAY, it's effing gross!
3) It's ALL day. Not just after meals, ALL DAY! I can't take it. Take a beano or something, I mean come on!
4) There is no mouth covering with hand, or burping into the shoulder, once again, always pointed towards me. (I swear, if I EVER smell your burp, I'm jumping across both desks and punching you in the face!)

I'm not your Bitch, so figure it out yourself.

So, I don't mind helping if your new, and you don't know where something is, or they moved something, and you weren't aware of it. But you have been here for 6 months. You should know where syringes are. Don't look at me like I'm supposed to jump at your every word and do whatever it is that you don't feel like doing. I'm sorry, you are just as capable as me and I refuse to say 'How high?' when you say 'Jump'. I have no problem looking at you like your an idiot when you try to get me to do minescule stuff for you that you have the time and ability to do. Go F yourself!

How Rude!

So I'm sick to death of the people I work with. I really don't think I'd mind my job if it weren't for my stupid coworkers, or the customers.... lol, I'm not a people person, yet people like me. I don't get it. Don't get me wrong, I do like a few people I work with. But I'm so sick of people bitching about other people. I'm sorry that your life sucks, and someone else has a lot going for them, that doesn't give you the right to be a Royal Bitch to everyone else. I don't want to even talk to you. I really don't want to look at you, or hear you, but unfortunately, that is not an option. Quit bitching about your job too. You are the one that came back to it, so shut the hell up. Your stupid and I can't stand to be around you. Luckily for everyone else, I'm an easy going person who doesn't let anyone for the most part know what I am thinking. I'm just awesome like that. Just thought I'd share. My brain is fantastical.