Lady Bits and Such

So, they have been moving cubies and people around at work, and there are a few desks that didn't have the backing on them, so you could see everythign underneath them. OK, there is the backstory. So the other day, Person A, we'll call her Ann, walked out of the warehouse and noticed as she walked out that Person B, we'll call her Brandy, well, noticed that since she was wearing a skirt that her vajayjay was hanging out. So Ann told Brandy that and suggested that until walls are put up, that she might not want to wear a skirt. So Brandy gets very defensive stating that Ann could not have seen her vajayjay. So Ann said, OK, whatever you say, and walked away.

A day later, I walk thorugh the lunch room whilst Brandy and company are having lunch and clearly bitching that Ann had said anything to Brandy because "There is no way she could have seen, so and so was sitting right next to me and she didn't see it, I don't know why she was looking"

So, since I'm friends with Ann, and Brandy irritates the piss out of me, I just chimed in. So I stated that no, she wasn't looking, and if she didn't see anythign, she wouldn't have made it up, that she was trying to be nice and tell you that your vajayjay is hanging out, so you didn't show it off to the whole office and the guys working on the cubies... For all I know maybe she was trying to show off, but yea, that's nothing I would want to see. So her rebuke was, very loudly, "Well maybe she should mind her own business!"

Really, can we grow up, and if that were me, I would not be telling the entire packed lunch room that my lady bits were hanging out... But hey, maybe that's just me.

Get off my ass!

Ok, so if I'm in the middle of doing something, DO NOT try to jump in the middle and then not know what the hell is going on and have to ask me. You are effing irritating!

Shank it, shank it real good...

So is it bad that I've only been here like 2 hours and I already want to do some gratuitous violence? I mean really, it too early to be thinking violent thoughts isn't it? I could think of two already today to shank.... lol

On another note....
Teaching myself guitar is going ok so far... hopefully I continue on with that!

New Strings, check
Tuner, check after lunch
Book, check

DOUCHE....

Have you ever been in the middle of a conversation, and you really don't want to be talking to that person? Then 1-2 sentences into them blabbing to you about something you already know, the only word that pops into your head is Douche, and it's pretty much all you can do to contain it and not say it out loud to that person?

I don't know, maybe it's just me. Or maybe it's just the doches' around me????

I can't stand you!

Can I just say shut the hell up? I mean really? 1) your new, 2) Where do you get off telling me that if we were a team, I'd have to do more? Obviously, you don't know what the hell your talking about seeing as I pretty much do everything on my team except things that you, yes you, were hired to do. If you want me to do your job, that's fine, but then I demand a raise! You walk around here like you own the place, trying to 'fix' everything. You are making more problems for everyone else. You aren't helping anyone. Oh, and by the way there is NO WAY you wear the same size as me, you are built like a line-backer.

WTF

What the hell is the point of having Spell Check fix your shit, if when you post it, none of the changes are reflected?

That's dumb!

I'm not your Bitch, so figure it out yourself.

So, I don't mind helping if your new, and you don't know where something is, or they moved something, and you weren't aware of it. But you have been here for 6 months. You should know where syringes are. Don't look at me like I'm supposed to jump at your every word and do whatever it is that you don't feel like doing. I'm sorry, you are just as capable as me and I refuse to say 'How high?' when you say 'Jump'. I have no problem looking at you like your an idiot when you try to get me to do minescule stuff for you that you have the time and ability to do. Go F yourself!

How can you forget that much in a2 days? I mean really?

Ok, so I have 2 bins on my desk. One if for things that need to be signed, on is for file that need to be disassembled. They have been the same since before I had this position. There is also a bin on the top of my filing cabinet for stuff that needs to be filed (also has been there since before me). So I had a HUGE stack of files in my 'need to be disassembled' bin. I start working on them. I get almost all the way through them, and guess what, they needed to be filed, not disassempled. So when I ask why they were in that bin.... The reply I got was 'Oh, I forgot'. How is that possible, you were up here two days ago... How do you forget something that you've been doing for 4 months in two days? I don't get it! SO after taking a half an hour to break down my ginormous stack of files, I get to put them all back together, and file them....

Lucky Me.

I cannot deal with you, SHUT UP!

I'm so sick of people thinking they can run this place better than so and so.... Well quit your yapping and do it, or shut up. Seriously, I don't care. If you think your idea is better, say something, or stop talking.... Or at least stop talking to me, because frankly, I don't care, and I would love to tell them to shut it and shove it.. but I don't feel that is a work appropriate phrase.... I just don't feel like dealing with that today.... Well anyday really. I don't even want to here you talk... I can't stand you, your a Bitch, and think you are right about everything, when in reality, you are very often wrong. SHUT UP!

I'm right, your wrong, shut the hell up!

There is a handfull of people that I enjoy :
a) having no contact with if possible,
b) if I have to have contact with them make it limited, and
c) prove them wrong at any point in the conversation, because that's just what I do.

I don't rub it in their face that I'm right, I just subtly prove that I'm right, then randomly bring it up. My favorite is when someone else confirms my 'rightness' in front of them, then I can giggle on the inside, Satisfaction! Call me weird, but these select few, are for whatever reason, ALWAYS trying to prove me wrong. Unfortunatley for them, although I am younger and less educated, I'm have much more common sense and witt. I am wise beyond my years... lol I crack myself up, and now I'm off on a completely differnt tangent.

Fin

What are you people thinking?

So, you know those shirts that are popular right now that are kind of see through and worn out looking. I'm not gonna lie, I have one or two, but that's not the point. My point is that if you are going to wear a see through shirt, you should probably wear another, non see through shirt underneath it. I know I do.

Now, Fridays are "Casual Day" at work. I have no problem with someone wearing the afformentioned shirt, but why would you not wear an undershirt? Especially to work? Maybe if your going to the bar or something, I don't know, I don't skip the undershirt, I personally still would wear one, but belive me, I don't think anyone wants to see my goodies all hanging out. So my point is, I do not want to see your bra, or your back fat, or you jelly gut. I don't care if your built like a Barbie Doll (which is never the case, it's always the hefty ones who wear this stuff). Wear a freaking undershirt! I mean really! We work in an office, not a brothel! You don't even look that good, just because your bra is the same color as the shirt, no that does not fly! And if you are going to let your bra show, at least make sure it's a pretty one, not the Hanes out of a box geriatric bra.....

How can you not laugh at this?

So, first there was all the people whining when we got our annual dress code policy e-mail, (the dress code has been the same for at least 3 years). Why are people upset that they are enforcing it. You knew what it was, you chose not to follow it, there for you suffer the consequinces. Now there is a he said, she said thing going around, so an e-mail went to the whole office with names in it. So then there was a rebuke to the e-mail from one of the people named in it. Basically, now we are breaking dress code and e-mail policies? I just want to get this strait, which policy is next? lol, aww man, I love the unprofessionalism of this place, it's great!

We are adults, shut up!

It seems like the only thing people around this place do is whine. Whine becuase they don't like the computer system, whine about lunches, whine about co-workers, whine about the temp inside the building, whine about the temp outside, whine, whine, whine! Grow up! How is it that I am one of the youngest employees in the office, and I whine less than all of you! I'm not saying I've never whined before, but for a select few, that should be their job title. Seriously? Get over yourself, if you can't stand this place, then why have you been here for ten years? Leave already and save my ears from you insesant whining!

Who did it?

Who in the hell came up with an 8 hour workday? That is seriously like the stupidest thing ever! I realize it's not going away, and I can't change it, but really? Four hours, four. That's all I really need, probably not even that! If I knew that I could leave after four hours if all my shit was done, you better believe that I'd make sure everything was done. I don't do eight hours of true work a day... Hell, I don't even know if I do four hours of true work a day... this is stupid.

Ummm no, I'm right, thank you.

Don't argue with me over something that I witnessed and you have no clue as to how it even happens. I was there, you were not. Just because your paper says one thing, doesn't mean that thats the way it happened. Paper print out is not the end all be all. Get off your effing high horse, and shut up. Take your little 80's clothes, nappy hair, and extreme chunky sandals and walk away, becuase I don't want to look at your face.

It happens every month! (No, not that!)

So end of month = running mass reports, which = slow system.

This is not new, this happens EVERY month. I'm not sure why at the end/begining of every month the billers "Just can't believe how slow the system is!" Ok, you have been with the company how long? Yes, this happens every month, it's not something new that has never ever happened before. Our systems suck and the server isn't big enough to handle it, so basically shut the eff up about it because I'm sick of you saying the same damn thing every month like it's some suprise that the system is running slow. get over yourself!

Tattle-tale

So why do we have to act like we are in 2nd grade again? If I wanted to act like I'm still in elementary school, I would have became a teacher. (none of the following has happened to me, it's all observations of my surrondings.)

I'm so sick of people around here telling on people for the dumbest stuff. Most of the time people are joking around, you don't have to run to their manager because they were joking about something.

Or, treating someone with the same respect that has alwasy been given to them, then have them run to there bestest bud, aka the supervisor, feed them a bunch of lies, then get called out on it and told you are stabbing them in the back? WTF is that? Most of these people are so sketchy, and that means supervisors and management. I'm done with it.

I'm not going to play your stupid highschool games. I'm coming in, doing my shit, and leaving. Don't expect anything extra out of me. I'm not getting paid for my extra, so you can for get even getting it!

Stupid sick people!

Why do people come into work sick? I don't get it. Ok, a cough, cold, something minor, that's fine, I realize that you can't take a day off everytime you have a sniffle, but when you are running a fever, and it's company policy to write anyone up that knowingly comes to work with a fever, why on earth would you come to work with a fever? Are you trying to infect the rest of us? I mean really? I don't want to get sick, and by the way, to top it off, you have to walk by my desk to get to yours there for crop dusting me with your germs. Ewww... I really wish managers would do there job and what not, I know that's way too much to ask to enforce policy. Whatever! If I get sick, which I usually don't, but if I do, I'm gonna be PISSED!

Continuation of F**K...

So, I come in on Monday and no one says a single word to me about the whole event... Which I found odd, but then Tuesday rolls around, and still nothing... I don't know how I feel about this. I mean I don't want to get in trouble, but I don't like it un-resolved..... Hmmm....

F**K!!!!!!!!

I'm so fucking sick and tired of nothing in the workplace being clearcut. Can I have a simple don't do this, do that. No, every single thing having a fucking grey area, and if you fall in the grey area you get in trouble even though you were never trained in said area. It's like trial by fire. Your right when you do it the same way for a year, but then the next time you do it you get reemed. What the FUCK! It makes no sense at all. I've never seen one single policy and fucking procedure. NOTHING! How can I possibly get in trouble for something I was A)never trained on, B) no real rules set upon the situation, C)oh wait, I forgot it depends on the mood of management as to how anythign is changed or corrosponded to employees. FUCK. That's all I feel like saying at the moment, FUCK! It sucks when before noon on a Saturday you know you are gonna get your ass chewed off on Monday morning. ANd on top of it, I got someone else in trouble, which is really what upsets me more than anything. I really like said person, and she is the last person I wanted to get in trouble, not that I want to get anyone in trouble, cause that's just not me! All because I did something, that any other day is fine. So I'm sure the dumbasses running the place will put in some stupid thing that will fuck over everyone, because I was never told/trained/instructed in any way, about the thing in which I did, which with every other instance that it has happend, I did it correctly, and I did it the same way this time!