Mouth Breathing... Make it stop!

Sooo.. I’ve been out for a while, living life, watching movies, getting my heart broken(not recently), and all the random stuff in-between, but today, between a phone call and someone walking by me, I decided it was time to post again… I rise from my ashes to …. you got it, rant again! Somethings I know irritate me, and if I can avoid them, I do. This is something that is out of my control, and COMPLETELY unavoidable at times. It all started this morning when I had to call another department about something. (The something really is not relavent in the least bit, so we’ll skip that part.) I digress… The person who answered, I know well, and also have learned to absolutely dread talking to whether that be in person, or on the phone due to multiple things but the most prominent one is, I can hear this person breathing. I should not be able to hear you breathing during normal conversation. Now at the gym, on the treadmill, when one is exerting oneself, I don’t have an issue with that. On the other hand, if you are chilling at your desk, and haven’t moved in hours(thinking this could be part of the issue, hmmmm?), you should not have labored breathing… EVER. On top of that, don’t be bragging about your workouts and scarring me for life with trying to tell me about you going to the tanning bed, when we all know, you aren’t really working out, AND the thought of you in a tanning bed sweating and breathing heavy whilst laying there… it’s down right disturbing!!!! Please stop over-sharing, please! I beg of you!

Cover your mouth, seriously.

Ok, I know you have really bad allergies and are on multiple meds to control them, and blah, blah, blah. I get that, really I do. On the other hand, cover your effing mouth. If you are going to face me, at least have the decency to cover your mouth when you cough so all your gross air doesn't come flying towards me. It makes me want to yell very loudly at you among other things.

On a second note, NOT EVERYTHING IS FUNNY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO LAUGH AT THE END OF EVERY SENTENCE YOU SAY TO SOMEONE. It's disturbing that your laughing whilst talking about someone in ICU. Quit laughing without provocation, it makes no sense, just stop it!

I cannot deal with you, SHUT UP!

I'm so sick of people thinking they can run this place better than so and so.... Well quit your yapping and do it, or shut up. Seriously, I don't care. If you think your idea is better, say something, or stop talking.... Or at least stop talking to me, because frankly, I don't care, and I would love to tell them to shut it and shove it.. but I don't feel that is a work appropriate phrase.... I just don't feel like dealing with that today.... Well anyday really. I don't even want to here you talk... I can't stand you, your a Bitch, and think you are right about everything, when in reality, you are very often wrong. SHUT UP!

Nose out!

So, I'm not talking to you, so quit dipping into the conversation... If it involves you, I will update you when I'm done talking.
You know, I don't understand the fact that you are freakishly nosey, but you regret to tell me any updated information regarding the next day's work, that just so happens to be pertinant... I have to keep the volume on my phone all the way down because you try to listen in to everything that I say, yet you give up nothing important. All you ever tell me is stupid things that have nothing to do with anything, like how sweaty you get when you walk. Ok, for one, unless you are a man, with rippiling muscles and covered in sweat, I don't want to know about how your shirt and shorts are dripping with sweat when you are done walking. Two, who in the hell gets that sweaty from walking? EWWWWWW!

Watch out, I bite...

So you ever have one of those days that although everyone is being nice to you and what not, you feel like biting someone's head off. I am having one of those days. EVERYTHING is irritating me today. I know it's because I woke up with a sinus headache, but I just feel like hanging a sign that says "Talk to me at your own risk!" 2 hours down, 6 more to go, plys 1 hour of lunch... I really wish that I could take a half an hour lunch and leave a half an hour early, but I'm not allowed for some reason. Ok, now I'm just rambling so I'm done with this post, enjoy.

Get to the point!

Ok, when telling me something, is it possible to leave out:

1) all the insignificant details that really pertain to nothing (notice the 'pertain to nothing' therefor I DO NOT CARE!)
2) a five minute long explination as to why you are doing what you are doing (I don't really care why, just tell me what you need from me and I'll do it)
3) anything not pertaining to the situation, (I don't know why, but this always comes up)

SHUT UP! I don't care that you are happy cause of something ridonkulous. I mean really. Ahhhhhh...

On another side to this, if I enjoy talking to you, then the above can me ignored, but for anyone else... refer to the above.

Irritating FB posts

Honeslty, this may sound heartless, but some people's FaceBook posts drive me insane. I mean really.
*It is not necissary to post "I love my babies" one or more times a day, everyday. We get it already, you like being a mom, get over yourself.
*I don't care how connected you are with God. That's cool and all, I don't care what your beliefs are, but I don't need to hear about it repetedly.
*All pictures are fine. Don't take hundreds, yes I mean hundreds, of pictures of yourself. I'm as guilty as the next of taking pics of myself for my profile, but you have to draw the line somewhere, I don't care how hot you think you are ladies, no one wants to see another strategically placed boob shot. As for the fellows, I haven't come across many that do that, but if you have nice abs/pecks/back/arms... post as much as you want! LOL.
*I understand that you love your significant other, but please, quit getting so ooey, gooey, mushy on us. It makes me want to barf. True, I may be a bit jelous, but even with that some of you go into excess, "I love my husband/wife" I'm totally ok with, but any more details than that... BARF!!!!

I'm sure there is more, but I just can't think of more at the moment!