Cover your mouth, seriously.

Ok, I know you have really bad allergies and are on multiple meds to control them, and blah, blah, blah. I get that, really I do. On the other hand, cover your effing mouth. If you are going to face me, at least have the decency to cover your mouth when you cough so all your gross air doesn't come flying towards me. It makes me want to yell very loudly at you among other things.

On a second note, NOT EVERYTHING IS FUNNY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO LAUGH AT THE END OF EVERY SENTENCE YOU SAY TO SOMEONE. It's disturbing that your laughing whilst talking about someone in ICU. Quit laughing without provocation, it makes no sense, just stop it!

WalCreature, Cont...

I haven't posted a WalCreature here lately, so heres a small dose. It's not the best I've seen but still.

White shirt(nothing too exciting there).
Blue and white checked capris (It looks like you are ready to have a picnic on your ass. Whose bringing the basket?)
White ked-like shoes with super high white socks....
Really? I mean come on!

Walcreature Cont...

So, I haven't posted a WalCreature lately, but I feel that it's about time.

I mean I know I get up in the morning and think to myself, how could I get my picture online if I went to Walmart today? Really people? Come on... get a mirror, or a reality check. I'm not sure which one. People who design some of these clothes should be shot as well!

So this speciman, well, I'll just describe the clothing:

Red shirt with eyelets around the sleeves and collar. (Nothing I would wear, but with jeans, it would look acceptable depending on your age, but said person is not old enough to be wearing that shirt)

Pants, well capris actually. They are black, but I'm not stopping at just black. They have a pattern. Still patterns are ok right? Well, not this pattern. It has beach balls, and folding chairs and tables all over. I'm not even sure where you can buy such horrid patterend capris.

I haven't paid attention to the shoes, but my guess is either white old lady sanals, or white keds with socks pulled up almost, if not past, the bottom of the capris, stay tuned for a shoe update.

Don't do it!

Ok, just because I don't hear you doesn't mean you have to hover over me and stare me down until I turn around and say Hello. I'm just saying, it's creepy and kinda freaks me out. So please cease and desist.

Weird, Awkward Conversation....

(phone rings)
me: Hello
weird person: You know when I first started, and there was the toothbrush thing?
me: ..........(thinking, but very confused) You mean a toothette? The little sponge on a stick?
weird person: (awkward pause) no (more awkward pause)
me: you mean for a patient right?
weird person: (awkward pause) no (me waiting for more explanation) you had them. They were like a little toothbrush.
me: oh you mean a Wisp, the disposable ones?
weird person: I don't know what they are called but yes. (awkward pause) I'm going out after work and forgot my toothbrush so if you don't have any I have to go to plan B. (I don't even want to know what plan b was)
me: ummm... I don't know if I have any, I'll look
weird person: (awkward pause)
me: well, I'll look and call you back
weird person: (awkward pause) ok
End conversation.

So, I look and find two. You really only need one. So I take both back to her. So she asks me what kind they are because she is allergic to an ingredient in certain things. I said, ummm.. they are cinnamon, I don't know what all is in them...
I got no reply, so just walked away.

I swear almost every conversation with this person is awkward...

What are you people thinking?

So, you know those shirts that are popular right now that are kind of see through and worn out looking. I'm not gonna lie, I have one or two, but that's not the point. My point is that if you are going to wear a see through shirt, you should probably wear another, non see through shirt underneath it. I know I do.

Now, Fridays are "Casual Day" at work. I have no problem with someone wearing the afformentioned shirt, but why would you not wear an undershirt? Especially to work? Maybe if your going to the bar or something, I don't know, I don't skip the undershirt, I personally still would wear one, but belive me, I don't think anyone wants to see my goodies all hanging out. So my point is, I do not want to see your bra, or your back fat, or you jelly gut. I don't care if your built like a Barbie Doll (which is never the case, it's always the hefty ones who wear this stuff). Wear a freaking undershirt! I mean really! We work in an office, not a brothel! You don't even look that good, just because your bra is the same color as the shirt, no that does not fly! And if you are going to let your bra show, at least make sure it's a pretty one, not the Hanes out of a box geriatric bra.....

I'm Back....

Sooooooo.... I was on 'vacation' for a week, and work has been crazy, but I'm back now. Just in time for the weekend, the weekend I get the joy of working... Woooo Hoooo. I'm so excited!

Anywho, so the week I was off, not that eventfull.... Some amusement park, fireworks, midnight showing of Eclipse. That's it....

Now that I'm back, the person that took me 2 month to become accustomed to, and learn to ignore, I now can't stand again. I really hope it doesn't take another two months to re-do this! I just can't take it! The weird laughing at inappropriate times, the random fashion sense, the high waters, the fro... I just don't know man, I just don't know!

On another random thought, I want a pair of Vibram Five Finger shoes. They are BAMF!

So I don't really understand the point of a 'Touchless Soap Dispenser". Ok, so they claim that all these germs are hanging out on the pump right? Well you touch the pump BEFORE you wash your hands, so why does it matter if there are germs hanging out there because you are just going to wash the germs off anyway, right? I mean I don't go around touching all the soap pumps with out washing my hand afterwards. Kudos to you if you are one who does that, but really? I just don't get it I guess.

WalCreature cont...

Ok, just one so far....
We have a lovely blue shirt, ok, it's a plain t-shirt, not too much to make fun of. It is paired with capris that are white with a blue floral print, hibiscus maybe. That in itself, not horrid, but when paired with white old school keds, and socks pulled up past the bottom of the capris, it nominates you for some type of an award I'm sure, but not any award one would want to win.

WalCreature Cont....

So I would love to find out where some of these people shop.

Offense: Flower print capris, (multiple pairs of the same print against white, the print color is varying) With a shirt that matches the color of the print. Same outfit two days in a row, just different colors. I'm not sure where you buy outfits that awsomely bad. Well, if you were like 70, they would be perfectly acceptable for you retirement in Florida, but your in your 40's in Ohio.

Offense: Apparently I missed the memo for Abhorently Ugly Skirt Day (AUSD). I'm not talking 1 or 2, it seems that half the office is wearing extrememly ugly skirts.

Awkward!

Crying people make me feel very awkward.... So do babies, well and crying babies... I dunno... I'm weird, I guess, but I just can't deal with people crying, it makes me want to be mean to them! My son is different, but everyone else... yea...

Weird????

So, I'm not a religous person, at all. I'm not going any further into my views on that. Anywho... I love crosses. I know it's weird, but I just think they are so pretty! I really like the gothic looking and celtic crosses. I think it's kind of weird that I have nothing to do with religion, but I really like crosses. You'll have that I guess.