Thoughts...

So, the other day, I walk into the bathroom at work. This weird chick who also works in my office is frantically looking for something. I chose to ignore her, and continued to walk to a stall. So then she's like, "Do you know where the spray stuff is?" To which I reply with an odd look. Then she says, "You know, the febreeze stuff?" and I tell her that I don't know where it is.
1) Why is there a frantic need for fabreeze? Did you drop a load in your cube?
2) Really, I don't even want to know... I'm already disturbed with the random thoughts in my head.

On a Febreeze note, I don't think we should have it in an office. I really don't want to smell poo, but flower scented poo is even worse. Remember the book, "Everyone Poops", well it's true and everyone's poop smells. Hosing down the stall in febreeze will not hide the fact that you dropped a deuce. Just saying....



On a second note, fat people should not wear skinny jeans. That is just bringing more attention to an area that really should not be scrutinized. Just throwing that out there. I'm not a big person, and I feel odd wearing skinny jeans, certainly people of the larger variety should avoid them at all costs.

Walcreature Cont...

So, I haven't posted a WalCreature lately, but I feel that it's about time.

I mean I know I get up in the morning and think to myself, how could I get my picture online if I went to Walmart today? Really people? Come on... get a mirror, or a reality check. I'm not sure which one. People who design some of these clothes should be shot as well!

So this speciman, well, I'll just describe the clothing:

Red shirt with eyelets around the sleeves and collar. (Nothing I would wear, but with jeans, it would look acceptable depending on your age, but said person is not old enough to be wearing that shirt)

Pants, well capris actually. They are black, but I'm not stopping at just black. They have a pattern. Still patterns are ok right? Well, not this pattern. It has beach balls, and folding chairs and tables all over. I'm not even sure where you can buy such horrid patterend capris.

I haven't paid attention to the shoes, but my guess is either white old lady sanals, or white keds with socks pulled up almost, if not past, the bottom of the capris, stay tuned for a shoe update.

What are you people thinking?

So, you know those shirts that are popular right now that are kind of see through and worn out looking. I'm not gonna lie, I have one or two, but that's not the point. My point is that if you are going to wear a see through shirt, you should probably wear another, non see through shirt underneath it. I know I do.

Now, Fridays are "Casual Day" at work. I have no problem with someone wearing the afformentioned shirt, but why would you not wear an undershirt? Especially to work? Maybe if your going to the bar or something, I don't know, I don't skip the undershirt, I personally still would wear one, but belive me, I don't think anyone wants to see my goodies all hanging out. So my point is, I do not want to see your bra, or your back fat, or you jelly gut. I don't care if your built like a Barbie Doll (which is never the case, it's always the hefty ones who wear this stuff). Wear a freaking undershirt! I mean really! We work in an office, not a brothel! You don't even look that good, just because your bra is the same color as the shirt, no that does not fly! And if you are going to let your bra show, at least make sure it's a pretty one, not the Hanes out of a box geriatric bra.....

Ummm no, I'm right, thank you.

Don't argue with me over something that I witnessed and you have no clue as to how it even happens. I was there, you were not. Just because your paper says one thing, doesn't mean that thats the way it happened. Paper print out is not the end all be all. Get off your effing high horse, and shut up. Take your little 80's clothes, nappy hair, and extreme chunky sandals and walk away, becuase I don't want to look at your face.

WalCreature cont...

Ok, just one so far....
We have a lovely blue shirt, ok, it's a plain t-shirt, not too much to make fun of. It is paired with capris that are white with a blue floral print, hibiscus maybe. That in itself, not horrid, but when paired with white old school keds, and socks pulled up past the bottom of the capris, it nominates you for some type of an award I'm sure, but not any award one would want to win.

WalCreature Cont....

So I would love to find out where some of these people shop.

Offense: Flower print capris, (multiple pairs of the same print against white, the print color is varying) With a shirt that matches the color of the print. Same outfit two days in a row, just different colors. I'm not sure where you buy outfits that awsomely bad. Well, if you were like 70, they would be perfectly acceptable for you retirement in Florida, but your in your 40's in Ohio.

Offense: Apparently I missed the memo for Abhorently Ugly Skirt Day (AUSD). I'm not talking 1 or 2, it seems that half the office is wearing extrememly ugly skirts.