I was reading Thebloggess.com and her post about her phone changing jazz to jizz. Here is the text I sent to my sister when I was done reading it....
Thursday, April 25, 2013
Thursday, June 28, 2012
Forgiveness is the healing of wounds caused by another. You choose to let go if a past wrong and no longer be hurt by it. Forgiveness is a strong move to make, like turning your shoulders sideways to walk quickly on a crowded sidewalk. It's your move. ~anonymous author
Friday, May 11, 2012
So, now out of 4 stalls in the bathroom, there is a different scented aerosol spray in each stall plus the automatic scent dispenser and Lysol. This plethora of smells can be sensed all the way down the hallway ... it's a little much. Like migraine and vomit inducing.
Monday, May 7, 2012
Who on Earth decided that bathroom spray should be scented like food? The last thing I want to smell is food plus poo. I get bodily functions smell sometimes, on that note, that doesn't mean that you try to cover the smell with a food scent. That just makes me think of poo while eating, disgusting ....
Thursday, May 3, 2012
Friday, March 23, 2012
So weird chick I work with ... has been wearing a mask because they are rearranging the office and kicking up dust. Who does that, you sound like Darth Vader's retarded sister between the heavy breathing and the laugh, I'm really not sure how much more I can take. Plus I can't understand anything you are saying because of the damn mask. It is quite amusing when you take it off due to the huge elastic lines dug into your face.
A day later, I walk thorugh the lunch room whilst Brandy and company are having lunch and clearly bitching that Ann had said anything to Brandy because "There is no way she could have seen, so and so was sitting right next to me and she didn't see it, I don't know why she was looking"
So, since I'm friends with Ann, and Brandy irritates the piss out of me, I just chimed in. So I stated that no, she wasn't looking, and if she didn't see anythign, she wouldn't have made it up, that she was trying to be nice and tell you that your vajayjay is hanging out, so you didn't show it off to the whole office and the guys working on the cubies... For all I know maybe she was trying to show off, but yea, that's nothing I would want to see. So her rebuke was, very loudly, "Well maybe she should mind her own business!"
Really, can we grow up, and if that were me, I would not be telling the entire packed lunch room that my lady bits were hanging out... But hey, maybe that's just me.
Tuesday, March 6, 2012
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Monday, January 30, 2012
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Lessen I've taken from this? Don't put pens in your scrub top pockets.
Friday, October 21, 2011
On the same not as training/understaffing... If you are aware that the only other person to answer phone calls is in the middle of training someone, how about PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE YOURSELF! You get paid more than double what I make, I think you can answer a damn phone call... just saying. I'm not your assitant and or secratary, so I don't really know what you expected, but unless you want to hire me as a personal assistant, which by the way, I don't think you could possibly pay me enough to put up with you, yea... You have two hands, and a phone at your desk, try ANSWERING it when it rings dumbass!