Office Fashion

Ok, now I'm not saying that I'm the end all be all when it comes to fashion. I would wear flannel and cowboy boots everyday, yes everyday, if I could get away with it, but I don't because I mean really, I'm not a lumber jack. SO, back to the subject of "Office Fashion". We are a 'Business/Casual' office. The following, I'm pretty sure, comes no where close to Business Casual. I would copy and paste the dress code, but I'm pretty sure we are all on the same page. So here are some offences that quite frankly, make absolutly no sense to me. I wouldn't wear this stuff in public, let alone to the office. I can't even label these people 'Walcreatures' because they would fit right in and wouldn't get noticed at Walmart.

Offense #1) Velour Tracksuits.
For one, Why? I'm serious, Why? I've seen three in two weeks, on three different people. The first one was olive green, with heels, and awesome, strait from the '80s, permed, teased 6" bangs (I could not make this up people). I also saw a purple one, and a brown one. Nothing too crazy on the last two other than the fact that they wore them to the office.

Offense #2) Running/Track Pants
First off, on 'Casual Friday' we are allowed to wear jeans. Not athletic pants, track suits, just jeans. Secondly, it's Thursday, although close to casual Friday, it's not Friday, and even if it was Friday, it's still not work appropriate. This chick is rocking black swishy pants with the stripes down the side. The pants are paired with a nice black turtle neck. At least she wore gymshoes, and not heels? Does that make it better? I personally don't think so.

Get off my ass!

Ok, so if I'm in the middle of doing something, DO NOT try to jump in the middle and then not know what the hell is going on and have to ask me. You are effing irritating!

Shank it, shank it real good...

So is it bad that I've only been here like 2 hours and I already want to do some gratuitous violence? I mean really, it too early to be thinking violent thoughts isn't it? I could think of two already today to shank.... lol

On another note....
Teaching myself guitar is going ok so far... hopefully I continue on with that!

New Strings, check
Tuner, check after lunch
Book, check

Interesting

Apparently October has not been a very frustrating/irritating month for me.... Not really sure why. I guess I should be happy??? LOL

On another note, I L-O-V-E Godsmack's new album The Oracle, and Sully Erna's new album Avalon. I highly recomend both, they compliment each other quite well with Godsmack's being very high energy and aggressive, and Sully's solo debut being very laid back and meditate-y.(like my use of - ?, I know, it's awesome)

I'm upset that I didn't get to go see Godsmack this past weekend, and it irritates me that certain people need to make fun of me for everything. So, to that person, I put you = to the first line in Cryin' Like a Bitch, which happens to be; Strut on by like a king, telling everybody they know nothing. And long lived what you thought you were. Time ain't on your side anymore. Anymore.

Anywho, that's my rant for the moment....

Gross

How do you not know you have nasty white crap from you nasty dried saliva in the corners of your mouth? I mean really? It makes me want to gag just looking at you. I can't take someone serious who has crap in the corners of thier mouth. It's making me self conscious. I mean, that only maybe happens to me like maybe if I drool while sleeping, or if I'm sick or in some other extenuating circumstance. EWWWWW. I don't even know how many times I've checked the corner of my mouth today since I noticed the nastiness on her face.

Dude, it's just a joke...

Ok, I hate it when you joking around with some people, and you have that one person who gets all serious and tries to prove you wrong! Dude, it was a joke. I was not being serious. I do not really think someone at work should answer the phone, "China House, can I take your order?" I realize the our phone calls may be recorded (I don't think they are), but I know that it's a possibility. Also, I do not want your life story whilst you explain to me how 'cool' it was when you got to get some random person in trouble via the recorded phone convo you had 5 years ago. I know you mean well, and were just trying to jump into the convo, but really, don't. You stopped the joking. I can't really joke when you are being all serious like. Not fun man!

My list of 10 for the day...

1) Why is this week dragging?
2) Why do people insist on wearing clothes that make their horrid body shape look even worse? I don't get it. I'm no fashion icon, or fashion police, but DAMN.
3) Whoever designed the system we use at work is mentally retarded. Can I say inefficient?
4) Can someone just give me an extened release caffiene pill? Then I could give up pop, loose weight, and not go through caffiene withdrawls.
5) I want the following bumper sticker: If your going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair.
6) I want a truck. A 2500 Cummins Turbo Diesel.
7) How come no one can tell when I don't like them. I try to be mean, but it never seems to work. I need bitch lessons.
8) When will Norman Reedus discover me and wisk me away to his dreamy abode?
9) I NEED new ink. I must have it.
10) I am random. If you don't like it, you should have stopped at #1.

Filter...???

Can I get a, "filter out all blogs that are not in english, button"? I mean really? I enjoy looking at blogs, they are fun, some aren't, I like it when I find a good one. I'm happy for all you multi-lingual people out there, but I've got to face the reality that just because I can count in Spanish and French, does not mean I'm fluent! So, yea, that button would be GREAT!

DOUCHE....

Have you ever been in the middle of a conversation, and you really don't want to be talking to that person? Then 1-2 sentences into them blabbing to you about something you already know, the only word that pops into your head is Douche, and it's pretty much all you can do to contain it and not say it out loud to that person?

I don't know, maybe it's just me. Or maybe it's just the doches' around me????

That's effing repulsive!

Ok people. As girls, yes, I am aware we all get our monthly gift from mother nature. I understand. And you know what? If you want to get nasty period blood all over the toilet seat at home, kudos to you. I don't give a flying fuck what you do at home, but when it affects me in the workplace, you need to fix it.

The story:
So, I walk into the bathroom at work to pee. All stalls but the last one are in use. I walk to the last one. What do I find, nasty dried period blood on the seat. Really? What the hell is that shit? 1) How does that even happen? How is it that you are wiping your twat all over the seat? It's making me re-think not using the flushable toilet seat cover. 2) In the event it does happen, how do you not notice it when you turn around to flush? 3) Really, I mean REALLY? That's effing gross!

Have a little respect people, clean up your bodily fluids if they leak on things that they aren't supposed to be on and other people have to use. You can leak on and rub all over whatever you want at home, but when you come to a public place, clean up after yourself!

I can't stand you!

Can I just say shut the hell up? I mean really? 1) your new, 2) Where do you get off telling me that if we were a team, I'd have to do more? Obviously, you don't know what the hell your talking about seeing as I pretty much do everything on my team except things that you, yes you, were hired to do. If you want me to do your job, that's fine, but then I demand a raise! You walk around here like you own the place, trying to 'fix' everything. You are making more problems for everyone else. You aren't helping anyone. Oh, and by the way there is NO WAY you wear the same size as me, you are built like a line-backer.

Shout out to the Mom's!

To all you ladies out there with little boys, I beg you! Please do not over baby your little boys when they are sick. No female will want to deal with a Mama's boy when he is an adult. Stop it while you still can!

WTF

What the hell is the point of having Spell Check fix your shit, if when you post it, none of the changes are reflected?

That's dumb!

Gross! Wash your hands!!!!!

Ok, so it's allergy season. I have allergies. I sneeze alot. After I sneeze, I a) wash my hands, or b) squirt on some hand sanitizer. I'm not saying I'm sick or anything, I just think of it as a courtisy to others.

So a person located next to me has allergies. She is always coughing, (but not covering her mouth, and always seems to be pointed in my direction), and sneezing, usually into a kleenex. However, she NEVER goes and washes her hands or uses sanitizer afterwards. I just witnessed her sneezing into her hands, getting a tissue and wiping off her hands, then nose. Then continue typing. That is disgusting. She shares that computer too. I'm glad it's not with me, but I feel bad for the person that sits there after her.

She needs a BIO HAZARD sign hung above her work space.

DISGUSTING!

Shit!

Can I just say that a good way to start Monday is not: Accidentally setting your alarm for PM instead of AM, then waking up 10 minutes before you are supposed to leave for work. I hate the clothes I grabbed to wear because what I grabbed was what was on top(my pants are too short, my shirt doesn't really have a shape). I did remember deoderant though, so that is always a plus, not that I'm unaturally smelly, but well, you know.

Unhealthy and Skinny vs Unhealthy and Fat

So I just read this article about how there was a 'plus sized' fashion show at fashion week with all models size 14 or bigger. I'm not saying 14 is fat, cause I have some 14's, but I feel like that's just adding to America's obese problem.... I dunno. I'm not saying you have to be a 4, I've never been that small, I don't think I could possibley ever get that snall, but on the same note, I don't think a size 24 is heathly either. It's like from one extreme to the next. Either starve yourself to be a size 00, or fatten yourself up to be a size 24. What about the normal sized people in the middle?

So I am totally on board with not showcasing underweight, unhealthy models, but I also have an issue with overweight, unhealthy models. Isn't this just condoing the fact that it's OK to be fat? I'm not a size 4, or even an 8. I don't claim to be a toothpick, but I think making fat fashionable is not the correct answer to America's growing weight problem.

WalCreature Contd....

She is wearing a regular t-shirt with some religous stuff on it. I would guess it's a large or an extra large. It is paired with 1980's super high waisted jeans, you know the kind that come right below your boobs, so you don't really need a bra. The extra large t-shirt is tucked into the super high waisted pants. Did I mention the pants aren't long enough, so they hang, while standing, at just above the ankle. She has white ked-like shoes, with white socks, once again pulled way past the bottom of the pants. I'm at a loss for words. Maybe, "Hey, 1983 called, and they want their clothes back!". I'm not even sure if that would be right, I don't even think people in the 80's would wear what she's wearing, and that's bad, because lets face it, the 80's was a HORRIBLE decade in fashion.

Good Morning Pic Msg

So, the first text/pic messege I get this morning is from my sister. Already I'm intrigued. The pic was of a sign at a company that was advertising PINE SHAVINGS FOR $6.99. Some trickster changed the sign to say PENIS SHAVINGS $69. Genius!!!!

WalCreature cont...

So, some clothes just weren't meant for heavy people to wear. You know the shirts with the belts that go around the middle? Well, that is one thing that only non-fat people can wear.
Example: Some girl is wear a gray, sleeveless turtle-neck type shirt with a black belt around the middle. All in all, not a bad shirt/belt combo. The big kicker is... If the belt rests on your belly, maybe you shouldn't wear it... Just throwing that out there...

Quit your bitching, I'm sick of listening to you.

Seriously, shut up.
No one wants to listen to you whine about how this department isn't doing this, and that department isn't doing something else. Lets re-evaluate yourself.... I'm just saying, your not perfect, so because 1 note was not put in the system, doesn't mean that a whole department is horrible.
Get over yourself.

Obvious Randomness

1) What the hell is with people coughing on me? I don't get it. Am I wearing a shirt that says "Please cough on me"? I mean really? Come on people, turn your freaking heads, turn them AWAY from me. Lets get it clear here people.

2) So, I'm in pursuit of gumball machine ducks. I got 5, yes, 5, of the same one today. WTH? That's not fair, I wish there was like a lever and you could trade the one you just got in for a different one. They also have duck stickers in these machines, and I got more stickers than ducks today. I don't want the stickers.

3) Umm..... I don't have a 3 at the moment.... Random....

Gratuitous Violence

Is it bad that I'm an hour into the work day, and already I want to punch at least one person in the face? I think that's a bad sign.

Is that bad?

Is it bad that I part my hair on the side that I do basically to shield the person that sits to the right of me?
That's bad isn't it?
The way I see it, something has to cover the side of my face so the person to the direct right of me doesn't see me rolling my eyes and making faces while they are talking. Somethings I just can't contain inside of me so it has to be expelled at some point and it's normally released during convorsation with a certain someone. Therefor, I do believe it's a nesecisty for me to have my 'hair shield' to save myself and a colleuge from embaraament. Well, mainley the collegue becuase at this point, I really could give a shit less, seeing as how it really wouldn't embarass me anymore. I'm past the point of caring in this situation. I use the shield to save what little work 'relationship' I have so it's not consistently awkward. Well, lets say more awkward than you already are.....

Cover your mouth, seriously.

Ok, I know you have really bad allergies and are on multiple meds to control them, and blah, blah, blah. I get that, really I do. On the other hand, cover your effing mouth. If you are going to face me, at least have the decency to cover your mouth when you cough so all your gross air doesn't come flying towards me. It makes me want to yell very loudly at you among other things.

On a second note, NOT EVERYTHING IS FUNNY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO LAUGH AT THE END OF EVERY SENTENCE YOU SAY TO SOMEONE. It's disturbing that your laughing whilst talking about someone in ICU. Quit laughing without provocation, it makes no sense, just stop it!

Allergies Suck!

I HATE having allergies. They suck and I'm sick of sneezing. Damn ragweed is blooming so it should be a fun, sneeze filled, itchy-eyed fall. I'm so excited.

On a second note. I L-O-V-E Nip/Tuck. I'm on season two and it's AMAZING, yea all caps! I really wish I would have started watching it before it ended, but hey I have 6 more seasons to catch up on. Julian McMahon is gorgeous, and I've decided that men in the mid 30's to mid 40's are the way to go... as long as they are good looking... of course that would be the case regardless of age.... :)

WalCreature, Cont...

I haven't posted a WalCreature here lately, so heres a small dose. It's not the best I've seen but still.

White shirt(nothing too exciting there).
Blue and white checked capris (It looks like you are ready to have a picnic on your ass. Whose bringing the basket?)
White ked-like shoes with super high white socks....
Really? I mean come on!

Wow! This is funny shit.

So, you all need to check out Antoine Dodson on www.youtube.com. First watch the real interview, then watch the remix... It's great!

Cover your damn mouth!

Seriously, if you have to cough, you have to cough, I get it, really I do. But could you like, hmmm, I don't know turn your effing head, or cover your mouth. Don't look at me and cough with no coverage. That is nasty, and I don't want you gross weird germs blowing in my general direction! I mean really? Can I get some common courtesy please? How old are you, oh wait, and your in the health care field. My 4 year old knows how to cover his mouth and turn his head, there is no reason why someone 10.5 times his age can't figure that one out.

You can say it's allergies all you want, but I still don't want your germs on me. I feel like I need a bath of hand sanitizer, or whole body sanitizer. You already burp in my direction, do we have to add to the particles coming out of your mouth and into my personal space? I don't think so.

Your effing gross by the way, just thought I'd share. Maybe I need you umbrella that came with your fancy car to deflect your germy particles from blowing in my direction.

Strippers Fight Back!

http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20100809/NEWS/308090075/0/NEWS0108/Strippers-protest-at-church

Ok, so this is awesome! People from a church have been protesting agaisnt a strip club. In response, the Strippers and the owner of the club are picketting at the church.

They both have the right to protest, whatever. Go Strippers! Why can't people live and let live. You don't have to agree with every single thing your neighbor does, but that doesn't mean you have to harrass him either. (I'm just talking about every day things, no illeagal stuff)

The church go-ers have been video taping customers coming and leaving the nightclub, and getting their liscence plate numbers. How about this, instead of harrassing people that are doing nothing to you, why don't you go raise money for orphans or cancer, or something that actually matters?

Awww man!

I just made the miskate of looking at the label to my Cheetos.... Puff taste so much better before you know how horrid they are for you.... It still did not stop me from finishing off the bag though.... Too good to waste. Besides, it's Monday, and this Monday happens to SUCK. I'm entitled my yummy cheese snacks.

*^&%#@#%$^%

I hate this place. Just thought I'd share. No one will listen to me, then they end up being wrong.

Quit Burping!

Shoe update: black strappy old lady sandals, not white, but she does have the same pair in white.

Back to the burping.
I really don't have an issue with someone burping, as long as it's:
A) controlled,
B) your not doing the ABCs
C) you say excuse me if it's loud enough to be noticed.
D) you don't face me and do it

Unfortunately this person, burbs ALL day. No, I am not exaggerating, it is an all day ordeal. If it was under the breath and unnoticeable, I have no problems, but it's not.
1) It's loud enough to distract me from what I am doing, (and break my ignoring you concentration).
2) You always are facing me for some reason, TURN AWAY, it's effing gross!
3) It's ALL day. Not just after meals, ALL DAY! I can't take it. Take a beano or something, I mean come on!
4) There is no mouth covering with hand, or burping into the shoulder, once again, always pointed towards me. (I swear, if I EVER smell your burp, I'm jumping across both desks and punching you in the face!)

4 more hours today...

Yuck, four more hours of my own personal Hell, aka; work. I feel like once you get your shit done, you should be able to leave.... If that were the case, and we still got paid for 8 hours, I would work much, much harder. So instead, I drag out the minuscule work I do end up having out over 8 hours. It's like an ugly, viscous cycle. I really wish I enjoyed doing my job. Actually it's not that I entirely hate my job, it's more I can't stand the majority of the people I work with. The loud mouths, the weird, the ignorant, the annoying. I can stand only so much, and 2 hours into Monday mornings I've usually reached my limit. It's almost like a game seeing who is going to get pissed off first, and who will piss them off. Ms. Bossy Odd-ball, Ms. Attitude, Mr. Can't think for himself, and the list goes on and on. It's pathetic that I spend 40 hours a week with these people. I'm like a flying squirrel perched in my little tree waiting for the right breeze to kick up so I can glide on to a bigger, well it doesn't have to be bigger, but definitely better tree or even bush. There hasn't been any wind in a long time though, and this tree is getting stale. I'd like to put my acorns in another tree.

I really need a breeze!

Walcreature Cont...

So, I haven't posted a WalCreature lately, but I feel that it's about time.

I mean I know I get up in the morning and think to myself, how could I get my picture online if I went to Walmart today? Really people? Come on... get a mirror, or a reality check. I'm not sure which one. People who design some of these clothes should be shot as well!

So this speciman, well, I'll just describe the clothing:

Red shirt with eyelets around the sleeves and collar. (Nothing I would wear, but with jeans, it would look acceptable depending on your age, but said person is not old enough to be wearing that shirt)

Pants, well capris actually. They are black, but I'm not stopping at just black. They have a pattern. Still patterns are ok right? Well, not this pattern. It has beach balls, and folding chairs and tables all over. I'm not even sure where you can buy such horrid patterend capris.

I haven't paid attention to the shoes, but my guess is either white old lady sanals, or white keds with socks pulled up almost, if not past, the bottom of the capris, stay tuned for a shoe update.

SuFi

I's like to give someone the SuFi. It would be AWESOME! I only wish I could without getting fired.

I'm not your Bitch, so figure it out yourself.

So, I don't mind helping if your new, and you don't know where something is, or they moved something, and you weren't aware of it. But you have been here for 6 months. You should know where syringes are. Don't look at me like I'm supposed to jump at your every word and do whatever it is that you don't feel like doing. I'm sorry, you are just as capable as me and I refuse to say 'How high?' when you say 'Jump'. I have no problem looking at you like your an idiot when you try to get me to do minescule stuff for you that you have the time and ability to do. Go F yourself!

How Rude!

So I'm sick to death of the people I work with. I really don't think I'd mind my job if it weren't for my stupid coworkers, or the customers.... lol, I'm not a people person, yet people like me. I don't get it. Don't get me wrong, I do like a few people I work with. But I'm so sick of people bitching about other people. I'm sorry that your life sucks, and someone else has a lot going for them, that doesn't give you the right to be a Royal Bitch to everyone else. I don't want to even talk to you. I really don't want to look at you, or hear you, but unfortunately, that is not an option. Quit bitching about your job too. You are the one that came back to it, so shut the hell up. Your stupid and I can't stand to be around you. Luckily for everyone else, I'm an easy going person who doesn't let anyone for the most part know what I am thinking. I'm just awesome like that. Just thought I'd share. My brain is fantastical.

A little grooming please!

Ok you know what grosses me out.... Hair, on a toilet seat. I mean really is it that hard to groom. That's all I'm saying. If you are that big of a mess down there, at least be considerate and look to see if you left any stragglers behind. I mean I'm gagging whilst typing about it. Come on people! It's not that hard. Razor, scissors, wax, clippers, etc... Do something please.... It's effing gross!

Not what I wanted to look at...

So I'm sitting at my desk. I turn to answer a question and what do I see but a person bent over in white pants, with granny panties showing through.... I don't really care what kind of underwear you wear, but I don't want to see it... I'm just saying.... I'm grossed out for the day now, thank you!

Don't do it!

Ok, just because I don't hear you doesn't mean you have to hover over me and stare me down until I turn around and say Hello. I'm just saying, it's creepy and kinda freaks me out. So please cease and desist.

How can you forget that much in a2 days? I mean really?

Ok, so I have 2 bins on my desk. One if for things that need to be signed, on is for file that need to be disassembled. They have been the same since before I had this position. There is also a bin on the top of my filing cabinet for stuff that needs to be filed (also has been there since before me). So I had a HUGE stack of files in my 'need to be disassembled' bin. I start working on them. I get almost all the way through them, and guess what, they needed to be filed, not disassempled. So when I ask why they were in that bin.... The reply I got was 'Oh, I forgot'. How is that possible, you were up here two days ago... How do you forget something that you've been doing for 4 months in two days? I don't get it! SO after taking a half an hour to break down my ginormous stack of files, I get to put them all back together, and file them....

Lucky Me.

Weird, Awkward Conversation....

(phone rings)
me: Hello
weird person: You know when I first started, and there was the toothbrush thing?
me: ..........(thinking, but very confused) You mean a toothette? The little sponge on a stick?
weird person: (awkward pause) no (more awkward pause)
me: you mean for a patient right?
weird person: (awkward pause) no (me waiting for more explanation) you had them. They were like a little toothbrush.
me: oh you mean a Wisp, the disposable ones?
weird person: I don't know what they are called but yes. (awkward pause) I'm going out after work and forgot my toothbrush so if you don't have any I have to go to plan B. (I don't even want to know what plan b was)
me: ummm... I don't know if I have any, I'll look
weird person: (awkward pause)
me: well, I'll look and call you back
weird person: (awkward pause) ok
End conversation.

So, I look and find two. You really only need one. So I take both back to her. So she asks me what kind they are because she is allergic to an ingredient in certain things. I said, ummm.. they are cinnamon, I don't know what all is in them...
I got no reply, so just walked away.

I swear almost every conversation with this person is awkward...

I cannot deal with you, SHUT UP!

I'm so sick of people thinking they can run this place better than so and so.... Well quit your yapping and do it, or shut up. Seriously, I don't care. If you think your idea is better, say something, or stop talking.... Or at least stop talking to me, because frankly, I don't care, and I would love to tell them to shut it and shove it.. but I don't feel that is a work appropriate phrase.... I just don't feel like dealing with that today.... Well anyday really. I don't even want to here you talk... I can't stand you, your a Bitch, and think you are right about everything, when in reality, you are very often wrong. SHUT UP!

I'm right, your wrong, shut the hell up!

There is a handfull of people that I enjoy :
a) having no contact with if possible,
b) if I have to have contact with them make it limited, and
c) prove them wrong at any point in the conversation, because that's just what I do.

I don't rub it in their face that I'm right, I just subtly prove that I'm right, then randomly bring it up. My favorite is when someone else confirms my 'rightness' in front of them, then I can giggle on the inside, Satisfaction! Call me weird, but these select few, are for whatever reason, ALWAYS trying to prove me wrong. Unfortunatley for them, although I am younger and less educated, I'm have much more common sense and witt. I am wise beyond my years... lol I crack myself up, and now I'm off on a completely differnt tangent.

Fin

What are you people thinking?

So, you know those shirts that are popular right now that are kind of see through and worn out looking. I'm not gonna lie, I have one or two, but that's not the point. My point is that if you are going to wear a see through shirt, you should probably wear another, non see through shirt underneath it. I know I do.

Now, Fridays are "Casual Day" at work. I have no problem with someone wearing the afformentioned shirt, but why would you not wear an undershirt? Especially to work? Maybe if your going to the bar or something, I don't know, I don't skip the undershirt, I personally still would wear one, but belive me, I don't think anyone wants to see my goodies all hanging out. So my point is, I do not want to see your bra, or your back fat, or you jelly gut. I don't care if your built like a Barbie Doll (which is never the case, it's always the hefty ones who wear this stuff). Wear a freaking undershirt! I mean really! We work in an office, not a brothel! You don't even look that good, just because your bra is the same color as the shirt, no that does not fly! And if you are going to let your bra show, at least make sure it's a pretty one, not the Hanes out of a box geriatric bra.....

I'm Back....

Sooooooo.... I was on 'vacation' for a week, and work has been crazy, but I'm back now. Just in time for the weekend, the weekend I get the joy of working... Woooo Hoooo. I'm so excited!

Anywho, so the week I was off, not that eventfull.... Some amusement park, fireworks, midnight showing of Eclipse. That's it....

Now that I'm back, the person that took me 2 month to become accustomed to, and learn to ignore, I now can't stand again. I really hope it doesn't take another two months to re-do this! I just can't take it! The weird laughing at inappropriate times, the random fashion sense, the high waters, the fro... I just don't know man, I just don't know!

On another random thought, I want a pair of Vibram Five Finger shoes. They are BAMF!

How can you not laugh at this?

So, first there was all the people whining when we got our annual dress code policy e-mail, (the dress code has been the same for at least 3 years). Why are people upset that they are enforcing it. You knew what it was, you chose not to follow it, there for you suffer the consequinces. Now there is a he said, she said thing going around, so an e-mail went to the whole office with names in it. So then there was a rebuke to the e-mail from one of the people named in it. Basically, now we are breaking dress code and e-mail policies? I just want to get this strait, which policy is next? lol, aww man, I love the unprofessionalism of this place, it's great!

Frown evey now and again...

To all you freakishly happy people out there... STOP IT! I'm not saying be mad all the time or anything, but really, I can't deal with you. Especially at work. Your at work, chances are you don't love your job, your just putting on a front and cry yourself to sleep every night, so just act normal. Call me a pessimist if you'd like, but no one, NO ONE, is happy all the time. I enjoy being happy, I just think it would take way to much effort to pretend to be happy all the time! BLEH!!!!

We are adults, shut up!

It seems like the only thing people around this place do is whine. Whine becuase they don't like the computer system, whine about lunches, whine about co-workers, whine about the temp inside the building, whine about the temp outside, whine, whine, whine! Grow up! How is it that I am one of the youngest employees in the office, and I whine less than all of you! I'm not saying I've never whined before, but for a select few, that should be their job title. Seriously? Get over yourself, if you can't stand this place, then why have you been here for ten years? Leave already and save my ears from you insesant whining!

So I don't really understand the point of a 'Touchless Soap Dispenser". Ok, so they claim that all these germs are hanging out on the pump right? Well you touch the pump BEFORE you wash your hands, so why does it matter if there are germs hanging out there because you are just going to wash the germs off anyway, right? I mean I don't go around touching all the soap pumps with out washing my hand afterwards. Kudos to you if you are one who does that, but really? I just don't get it I guess.

Who did it?

Who in the hell came up with an 8 hour workday? That is seriously like the stupidest thing ever! I realize it's not going away, and I can't change it, but really? Four hours, four. That's all I really need, probably not even that! If I knew that I could leave after four hours if all my shit was done, you better believe that I'd make sure everything was done. I don't do eight hours of true work a day... Hell, I don't even know if I do four hours of true work a day... this is stupid.

Ummm no, I'm right, thank you.

Don't argue with me over something that I witnessed and you have no clue as to how it even happens. I was there, you were not. Just because your paper says one thing, doesn't mean that thats the way it happened. Paper print out is not the end all be all. Get off your effing high horse, and shut up. Take your little 80's clothes, nappy hair, and extreme chunky sandals and walk away, becuase I don't want to look at your face.

WalCreature cont...

Ok, just one so far....
We have a lovely blue shirt, ok, it's a plain t-shirt, not too much to make fun of. It is paired with capris that are white with a blue floral print, hibiscus maybe. That in itself, not horrid, but when paired with white old school keds, and socks pulled up past the bottom of the capris, it nominates you for some type of an award I'm sure, but not any award one would want to win.

Nose out!

So, I'm not talking to you, so quit dipping into the conversation... If it involves you, I will update you when I'm done talking.
You know, I don't understand the fact that you are freakishly nosey, but you regret to tell me any updated information regarding the next day's work, that just so happens to be pertinant... I have to keep the volume on my phone all the way down because you try to listen in to everything that I say, yet you give up nothing important. All you ever tell me is stupid things that have nothing to do with anything, like how sweaty you get when you walk. Ok, for one, unless you are a man, with rippiling muscles and covered in sweat, I don't want to know about how your shirt and shorts are dripping with sweat when you are done walking. Two, who in the hell gets that sweaty from walking? EWWWWWW!

It happens every month! (No, not that!)

So end of month = running mass reports, which = slow system.

This is not new, this happens EVERY month. I'm not sure why at the end/begining of every month the billers "Just can't believe how slow the system is!" Ok, you have been with the company how long? Yes, this happens every month, it's not something new that has never ever happened before. Our systems suck and the server isn't big enough to handle it, so basically shut the eff up about it because I'm sick of you saying the same damn thing every month like it's some suprise that the system is running slow. get over yourself!

Watch out, I bite...

So you ever have one of those days that although everyone is being nice to you and what not, you feel like biting someone's head off. I am having one of those days. EVERYTHING is irritating me today. I know it's because I woke up with a sinus headache, but I just feel like hanging a sign that says "Talk to me at your own risk!" 2 hours down, 6 more to go, plys 1 hour of lunch... I really wish that I could take a half an hour lunch and leave a half an hour early, but I'm not allowed for some reason. Ok, now I'm just rambling so I'm done with this post, enjoy.

Bleh

So, I'm sitting at work, waiting for stuff to be printed so I can do something... Not fun! I'd much rather be, well not here to be honest, but it is what it is. Double time and a half isn't sounding to bad, but at the price of not spending time w/the boyfriend whom I never get to spend kid-less time with. Also, the concert he will be attending, I would very much like to see. Hopefully, shit doesn't hit the fan here, and I'll be able to see at least a bit of it... We will see! I'm staying optimistic..... for now. Then again, lets say I do get out on time, there is always, driving there and not getting lost, because me being the freaking amazing person that I am, let the GPS battery die.... The cord is in my car, which is normally a good thing, but I'm not in my car today, so that equals not so good.

Get to the point!

Ok, when telling me something, is it possible to leave out:

1) all the insignificant details that really pertain to nothing (notice the 'pertain to nothing' therefor I DO NOT CARE!)
2) a five minute long explination as to why you are doing what you are doing (I don't really care why, just tell me what you need from me and I'll do it)
3) anything not pertaining to the situation, (I don't know why, but this always comes up)

SHUT UP! I don't care that you are happy cause of something ridonkulous. I mean really. Ahhhhhh...

On another side to this, if I enjoy talking to you, then the above can me ignored, but for anyone else... refer to the above.

Tattle-tale

So why do we have to act like we are in 2nd grade again? If I wanted to act like I'm still in elementary school, I would have became a teacher. (none of the following has happened to me, it's all observations of my surrondings.)

I'm so sick of people around here telling on people for the dumbest stuff. Most of the time people are joking around, you don't have to run to their manager because they were joking about something.

Or, treating someone with the same respect that has alwasy been given to them, then have them run to there bestest bud, aka the supervisor, feed them a bunch of lies, then get called out on it and told you are stabbing them in the back? WTF is that? Most of these people are so sketchy, and that means supervisors and management. I'm done with it.

I'm not going to play your stupid highschool games. I'm coming in, doing my shit, and leaving. Don't expect anything extra out of me. I'm not getting paid for my extra, so you can for get even getting it!

Just don't...

It irks me when someone tells me to 'pray for (insert name here)' I know you mean well, but just don't. It's not because I don't feel for said person, but, yea, I don't know how to explain it, it just irritates me.

On a second note, I'm going to be pissed if it rains, and it's looking like it will, because I had outside plans tonight. GRRRR!

Damn, I'm good...

So, can we please take a breath and do a little research before spazing out? I mean really? I had the shit done this morning, that's how good I am. Had you looked in the computer, you would have seen that, but instead you jumped to conclusions, and asked all the people who wouldn't have known about the situation. That makes no sense. I guess this person is to the point, or past it for that matter, that you have no common sense, due to being so smart. No, please do not take that as a compliment, me saying your smart. Because once you reach that point, I'll still consider you an idiot. I's say my equation is: fairly smart + common sense = awsomeness. These I can't stand though: Too smart - common sense = idiot. Not smart - common sense = village idiot.
Thank you!

Horrid Spelling

I will apologize, I would say before hand, but I'm 40 posts in, so yea... Anyway, I am a horrible speller, and I always think about that whilst typing, but forget by the end of the post and I forget to check my spelling.... Oh well, sound it out if you can't understand, I'm normally only a letter or two off. DEAL WITH IT!

WalCreature Cont....

So I would love to find out where some of these people shop.

Offense: Flower print capris, (multiple pairs of the same print against white, the print color is varying) With a shirt that matches the color of the print. Same outfit two days in a row, just different colors. I'm not sure where you buy outfits that awsomely bad. Well, if you were like 70, they would be perfectly acceptable for you retirement in Florida, but your in your 40's in Ohio.

Offense: Apparently I missed the memo for Abhorently Ugly Skirt Day (AUSD). I'm not talking 1 or 2, it seems that half the office is wearing extrememly ugly skirts.

Stupid sick people!

Why do people come into work sick? I don't get it. Ok, a cough, cold, something minor, that's fine, I realize that you can't take a day off everytime you have a sniffle, but when you are running a fever, and it's company policy to write anyone up that knowingly comes to work with a fever, why on earth would you come to work with a fever? Are you trying to infect the rest of us? I mean really? I don't want to get sick, and by the way, to top it off, you have to walk by my desk to get to yours there for crop dusting me with your germs. Ewww... I really wish managers would do there job and what not, I know that's way too much to ask to enforce policy. Whatever! If I get sick, which I usually don't, but if I do, I'm gonna be PISSED!

Irritating Tidbit..

So, I'm in the bathroom at work, and we have the soap dispensers that give you the foam soap. Anyways, so I use like one pump, cause with water that's really all you need. The chick (which happens to be 4" fluffy bangs girl), washing her hands next to me pumps it four times, starts washing here hands in the water, then pumps it two more times. How dirty do you think you are that you need half the dispensers worth or soap foam? I don't get it. Seriously, what is six pumps going to accomplish that one pump can't? Antibacterial works the same whether you slather your whole body in it or you like the recommended amount.... Whatever, it's just weird, that's all.

Continuation of F**K...

So, I come in on Monday and no one says a single word to me about the whole event... Which I found odd, but then Tuesday rolls around, and still nothing... I don't know how I feel about this. I mean I don't want to get in trouble, but I don't like it un-resolved..... Hmmm....

My last name...

So, since I have no bothers, and my son has his father's last name... I'm the last of my last name in the line.... I mean I have cousins and what not, but it's just not the same. I actually feel kind of guilty, like I should have give the little guy my last name... I dunno man, I like my last name, It just doesn't feel right to let it die out!

This movie is AMAZING!

So, if you have ever worked in an office, whether it be for one day or years (both of which seem like eternity), then you MUST watch the movie Office Space if you have not done so already. It is the epitome of what working in an office will do to you. I'm sure there are fun offices out there, like the ones that let you bring your dogs to work, or hell even let you wear jeans (which I don't understand why that matters if you never see the consumer of your products, but I'll save that for another post.) I don't know, I'm just saying that the movie it totally relate able, as well as Dane Cook's sketch about the crazy co-worker. Anyway, the following quote from Office Space is pretty much summing up my whole 'in an office' work experience. I have LOVED my jobs outside of an office, but they don't pay as well and I am greedy apparently.... lol Without further adieu:

Quote #1:
Peter Gibbons: The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Bob Porter: Don't... don't care?
Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob: I have eight different bosses right now.
Bob Slydell: I beg your pardon?
Peter Gibbons: Eight bosses.
Bob Slydell: Eight?
Peter Gibbons: Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.

Quote #2:
Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

More quotes, these are not from Office Space.

Quotes from The Office:
Jim Halpert: Because right now, this is a job. If I advance any higher, this would be my career. And if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train.


Michael Scott: Last week I would've given a kidney to anyone in this office. I would've reached right into my stomach and pulled it out for them. But now, no. I don't have the relationship with these people that I thought I did. I hope they ask, so they can hear me say, "Uh, no, I only give my organs to my real friends. Go get yourself a monkey kidney."

F**K!!!!!!!!

I'm so fucking sick and tired of nothing in the workplace being clearcut. Can I have a simple don't do this, do that. No, every single thing having a fucking grey area, and if you fall in the grey area you get in trouble even though you were never trained in said area. It's like trial by fire. Your right when you do it the same way for a year, but then the next time you do it you get reemed. What the FUCK! It makes no sense at all. I've never seen one single policy and fucking procedure. NOTHING! How can I possibly get in trouble for something I was A)never trained on, B) no real rules set upon the situation, C)oh wait, I forgot it depends on the mood of management as to how anythign is changed or corrosponded to employees. FUCK. That's all I feel like saying at the moment, FUCK! It sucks when before noon on a Saturday you know you are gonna get your ass chewed off on Monday morning. ANd on top of it, I got someone else in trouble, which is really what upsets me more than anything. I really like said person, and she is the last person I wanted to get in trouble, not that I want to get anyone in trouble, cause that's just not me! All because I did something, that any other day is fine. So I'm sure the dumbasses running the place will put in some stupid thing that will fuck over everyone, because I was never told/trained/instructed in any way, about the thing in which I did, which with every other instance that it has happend, I did it correctly, and I did it the same way this time!

Awkward!

Crying people make me feel very awkward.... So do babies, well and crying babies... I dunno... I'm weird, I guess, but I just can't deal with people crying, it makes me want to be mean to them! My son is different, but everyone else... yea...

Weird????

So, I'm not a religous person, at all. I'm not going any further into my views on that. Anywho... I love crosses. I know it's weird, but I just think they are so pretty! I really like the gothic looking and celtic crosses. I think it's kind of weird that I have nothing to do with religion, but I really like crosses. You'll have that I guess.

Random thoughts...

So, it always amazes me how rude people are to their exes. Hello, you once loved that person. I understand if things went bad feeling bitter, or hurt, but I don't know, I just don't get it. Why be so nasty?

On a completely different train of thought, I had someone ask me today, who has been working with the same computer system for years, (no, I'm not exaggerating), ask me how to get ont he internet. Yes, this really did happen. So I nicely explaind to type in whatever search engine you want in the 'address' bar. To which the reply was, "Then what?". ????? What do you mean, then what? Hit the 'enter' button. It's not your first time on a computer you idiot, quit pretending to be stupid, I'm not sure what you can gain from acting retarded, but I mean really, come on!

Irritating FB posts

Honeslty, this may sound heartless, but some people's FaceBook posts drive me insane. I mean really.
*It is not necissary to post "I love my babies" one or more times a day, everyday. We get it already, you like being a mom, get over yourself.
*I don't care how connected you are with God. That's cool and all, I don't care what your beliefs are, but I don't need to hear about it repetedly.
*All pictures are fine. Don't take hundreds, yes I mean hundreds, of pictures of yourself. I'm as guilty as the next of taking pics of myself for my profile, but you have to draw the line somewhere, I don't care how hot you think you are ladies, no one wants to see another strategically placed boob shot. As for the fellows, I haven't come across many that do that, but if you have nice abs/pecks/back/arms... post as much as you want! LOL.
*I understand that you love your significant other, but please, quit getting so ooey, gooey, mushy on us. It makes me want to barf. True, I may be a bit jelous, but even with that some of you go into excess, "I love my husband/wife" I'm totally ok with, but any more details than that... BARF!!!!

I'm sure there is more, but I just can't think of more at the moment!

Tattoo Ideas....

I'm very random in my thoughts today, here are my most recent tattoo ideas.

I would like these three quotes/sayings, just not sure about placement yet.

"We did not hope for the same things, but we all hoped."
Omnia vincint Amour (latin for; Love conquers all)
Aequitas (latin for; justice)

I really want a horse, horseshoe, I'm not sure, something to do with horses because I've been so involved with them for so long.

Are you SERIOUS?

Ok I will lead with the quote that I actually heard today: (This was in regards to a conversation about Buddhists, the religion, not the code name) "Black people don't come to shows, no way a Buddhist would. So, you have a thing for guys in turbans?"

The quote I would have loved to follow that with, "I am so smart that I make smart people feel retarded."

To get the facts strait about the first quote that was actually said to me, (I was too nice to be a bitch about it in person, so I figured I'd clear it up on here.)
First off, Buddhists are not a race of people, it's a religion, and anyone can be a Buddhist, so WTF are you talking about.
Secondly, Buddhists don't wear turbans. Honeslty I'm not sure if a turban is a religous thing, or like it's f'ing hot and sunny in the desert thing. Either way, they have nothing to do with Buddhism.

WalCreature cont...

Yet another offense. Apart from the highwaters, another glorious fashion here is the pants that come just under the boobs.... Oh, yea, that's a great one, especially when they are colored pants. It's like the horrid '80s all over again... the only thing missing is the perm and bangs, which by the way, some people here still have. Your bangs should not be fluffed up 4 inches... it's just not right and all that hairspray is horrible for the enviroment, so save the ozone and quit fluffing your hair! Also, well, if you have curly hair, and you want it short, that's fine, but don't make it look like a Mentally Handicapped persons hair. I'm not making fun of the handicapped in any way, I'm just saying if your not hadicapped, lets try not to look like you are.

Road Rage

So people cannont drive, which I knew before, this morning just reminded me of it! So it's raining, at the time, very light, if at all. The stupid girl in front of me is going 35mph. Now, we are in a 55mph zone... That was the first WTF that came out of my mouth. The second was caused by the fact that everytime a car passed her going the opposite direction, she quite literally SLAMMED on her breaks. There is no need for that. Thirdly (is that even a word?),anywho, the road I happened to be on had some curves in it, but she would slam on her breaks about a half a mile before reaching the curve... That is not nescissary! Drive sensible, and for the most part you won't have to slam on your breaks! People are STUPID!!!!! And if your going to drive like a flipping ri-tard, don't buy an SS of any model, obviously your not going to drive over 40mph, what's the point in having a faster engine?

So far, so good....

Well, no pop today! Go me!

On another note, I find it extrememly amusing the views people have on tattoos. I have tattoos, I like tattoos, I plan to get more tattoos. I also understand that they just aren't for some people. I would never try to push a tattoo on anyone. In that respect, I feel that trying to convince me how horrible they are is not your job, you won't change my mind. I don't try to change your mind, have some respect and cease in trying to change mine! I respect the fact that not everyone likes them, unfortunately most are forced to cover them up for work, which I feel is not right. I think that as long as it's not offensive, (no a tattoo in general should not be considered offensive) by offensive I mean like sexually explicit, extreme violence, things like that. If I don't ever see a customer, why can't I show my tattoo? Even with cutomers I don't get what the big deal is, once again as long as it's not offensive. I don't know.... I just think people freak out over them way too much is the point I'm trying to make. Tattoos are no more distraction the fashion, shoes, hair cuts/color. It's just an extension of that person.

Buddhism??? For real?

So it has come to my attention recently that Swingers are calling themselves Buddhists. No, to my understanding these people are not Buddhists in any way, they just call what they do Buddhism. How random is that? I mean if I was going to be a Swinger, then I would refer to myself as one. I can tell you that what I would not do, I would not refer to myself as a random religion as a code name. I feel that actual Buddhist would not really care for that one bit... I'm not one, but it just doesn't seem right. I don't know, I am going to look further into this because it intrigues me... I'll have an update at some point and time.

I think I'm gonna do it!

So, as many times as I've said this, I think I'm going to give up pop, for real this time. I've found other caffiene sources, so I think I'll be fine. I do really enjoy pop, but hey I don't really need it, so I'm gonna try and quit it! Woo Hoo! lol, my other main reason being the caffiene is taken care of. Wooty Woot! Ok, in all honesty, I'm not excited, but as long as I don't get a caffiene withdrawl headache, I'm happy. No headache = happy me! lol.

WalCreature cont...

So I was keeping a number by the offense, but there are too many to list, no numbers anymore!

Offense; The Hawaiian Shirt. 1) we work in an office, not the beach, cabana, Hawaiian themed eatery or a bar b que. There for don't wear the shirt. Why does one even own a shirt like that. The sad thing is, like 3 people had those types of shirts on in the same day, not just one random...

Offense; High Waters. Your an adult, your parent shouldn't be buying your clothes, how about this, try on your clothes before buying them, or if they are old clothes, oh, I don't know, look at the mirror, look down at your feet, ok, now can you see your socks while standing? If you can, find another pair of pants and put those in the Good Will pile... come on!

So much for that...

So, I know I said that I wasn't going to let a certain person get to me anymore, but it's really hard to keep up with that when I am constantly having to fix said person's eff ups, and I get yelled at and in trouble for said persons shit! It's not fair and I really could give a rats ass now. My eye has been twitching on and off for a week now! Not bad enough for other people to notice, but I can feel it.... WTF!!!! Like I'm developing a nervous freaking tick from dealing with this person! My favorite quote of the moment, Wesley from Wanted; "Want to hear something sad? I use an ergonomic keyboard to keep my repetitive stress injury in check. Just the fact that I repeat something enough that it causes me stress is fucking sad."

Hmmm...

I wish things were more clear cut. Anywho, I really really want to go Ireland! Just my random thought of the day. My random phrase of the day, "Cherry blossom pink."

WTF?

I hate customer service, just throwing that out there. You try to help someone out, and they yell at you... Mental note, don't try. And by the way, I'm not trying to change what you are supposed to be doing, I'm just updating you as to what I am being told.

WalCreatures

I feel that if everyone I share the office with went to Walmart, about 70% are dressed 'well' enough to be on www.peopleofwalmart.com. Seriously. It's kinda sad. I'm not saying that I am the best dressed person around, but I feel that I set the bar pretty high here, and that isn't saying much. I don't feel that I should post pics of people, although I do not love my job, I wish to keep it, but I'll explain some outfits....

We will start with offense #1, Think Pink,(man I wish I had pics)
Imagine if you will, a woman with baby pink, polyester, high-water, elasticized waist pants. To continue our way up, a plain pepto bismal pink shirt is added. We now have a magenta, crocheted button up sweater contraption over the shirt. To top it all off, we go to footwear. Now with the highwaters, whether sitting or standing, the socks are fully visable. They are baby pink socks, with white cats on them, with light brown shoes... I'm not really sure how to explain the shoes, so I'll stop at brown.
Enjoy.

Offense #2 Lady Liberty (different person than the Pink Lady)
Red capri's with Jesus sandles. (sorry if that's offense, but I don't know how to explain it). White button up shirt. with a lovely Blue sweater, with large white stars, and a red trim around the bottom. Patriotic, yes, but come one, if your not an old lady, you should no be wearing 'themed'sweaters. Just throwing that out there.

Decisions

I've decided that as of today, I don't care anymore. I'm not going to let that person get to me, I'm going to go in, do my shit and go home.... Everything else is out of my hands, and I'm not going to concern myself with it!

I really am a nice person, I swear!

Ok, so in ranting on my blog, it makes me sound like an irritable, mean person. I'm actually quite easy to get along with. Unfortunatley there seems to be one person in particular (the one that is what most of my posts are about), that just rubs me the wrong way. She is utterly irritating. She is always doing dumb or irrlevant things. She tells you a books worth when you just need a paragraph, and although she asks me questions, she never believes my answers and goes and asks 3 more people, just to come back and say, "Oh, you were right." Really? Really? Come the eff on! If you don't trust my answers, go talk to someone else. Don't waste my time and breath, becuase I'd really rather not talk to you if I don't have to!

On a second note, quit blaming shit on me. Contrary to your belief, I know what I'm doing, even though you don't. So don't blame your screw ups on me. They aren't attatched to me in any way, shape, or form, so F off!

Weird?

Is it weird to eat dry cereal with a spoon out of a bowl? It was the bottom of the box and that's all I had!!! LOL

Flabbity Flab Flab

Sick of the flab.... ok, in all reality, I find that I over-critisize myself, I know my roots aren't as bad as I think (they are getting fixed this Saturday), my feet aren't as freakish as I think, and I'm sure I don't look as big as I think I do. Regardless of that fact, I am going to start working out or something.... You know what I would love to do, I would love to do some like ballroom dancing or what not... I think that would be bad ass, but I have no one to do it with me and no where to go to teach me so that is a moot point at the moment. I have no clue what I'll do, but anything is better than what I'm doing now which would be nothing, well or typing, and that doesn't burn near enough calories!

One of those people...

You ever have that one person, whether it be at school, work, mutual aquaintance, whoever, that no matter what they did, said, or even didn't do, you want to rip their head off? Well, I have found one of those people... I'm normally a very laid back, get along with everyone person. I don't mind if you have an annoying tick, but when the whole person is annoying, it's just too much. The very mention of said person's name makes me want to cringe. The "hello" I get in the morning makes my eye want to start twitching. I try so hard to just brush it off, not think about it, not let this person get to me, but I just can't seem to shake it off.

Now, I know this person is not deliberatly trying to get on my nerves, or anyone else's for that matter. They just have a very irritating personality, and I half feel sorry for them, but then they open their mouth, and I feel that I might get a nervous tick.... That can't possibly be right, can it? I really feel bad about it, but I don't know what I can do.

Stupid People

Stupid people are annoying. I'm not saying I've never said or done anything stupid, but come on, this is like an everyday occurence. I think people that are really book smart, but with no common sense annoy me more though. They SHOULD know better. Dumb people can't help it, but you uber smart people, give me a break! I think I'd take common sense over being extrememly smart and awkwrd. Middle ground is best I find. Oh, and quit questioning me about stuff. You screwed up, not me!

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FreeTheHikers.org

So, these 3 hikers are in Jail in Iran because they accidentally crossed a non-marked border. Check it out, sign the petition to get them released!!!!

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So.... I'm sure I have things that I am supposed to be doing, but I'm just not feeling it. I've got everything possible done that I can for the next 3 days, there fore, yea, I got nothing. This is yet another day that is dragging out to be ridiculously long... It's getting kind of old, I'm not going to lie. At least it's Friday I guess.

So annoying point #1 of the day, don't stare at me when your bored. Now I realize that you are probably not staring at me in particular but staring off into space. I feel, that if you are going to stare into space, don't face someone, it's really creepy, and disturbing. It freaks me out and makes me self-concious.

2nd annoying point of the day (which just so happens happened within 10min of each other) If your not busy at least look like your busy, don't stare into space (see annoying point #1). I have to attempt to find something to do, my desk is clean, why don't you file some papers, catch up on whatever it is you are behind on, something! If I have to attempt to look busy, the least you can do is the same!

Could you try and pay attention the first 3 times I repeat myself, it starts to annoy me after the 4th time... well 2nd time really, I just give you some lee-way... I really am too nice to people, someone teach me how to be a bitch, please?

I am finding it very interesting that I have been perusing blogs and I somehow fell into the Bible Blog section, a section I want no part of. I think it fine whatever your belief is, I just don't want to read about it. To each their own, I just happened upon about 20 in a row, can I see something else please? Sorry, done with that rant!

Baby Parade

You ever notice how people put their kids/grandkids on parade around friends and co-workers? I'm sure I'm just as guilty, you always want everyone to think your offspring is the cutest, smartest, fastest, and so on and on and on.... It's quite amusing if you really pay attention. I never realized it until someone brought a grandkid into work, they brought it around the whole office for everyone to see. It's like I know that it the evolution of things to pro-create, it's funny though. Next time someone brings their kid around you, pay attention to how bad they are pushing the cuteness or whatever trait the parents think is the strong one, on you!

Random Crack at a Haiku

Sitting by myself,
Wondering where I'm headed,
No path is written.

F***ing Brian is coming.

Some things just aren't funny, so quit laughing at inappropriate times, it's weird and makes everyone around you uncomfortable!
I'm not intellectually challenged, so quit giving me the "Are you stupid" look.
No I do not want to hang out with you outside of work, I honestly I don't want to converse with you while at work, I'm just too nice to say anything.
There is a no crop dusting rule in the airspace around my desk, please respect that, it's gross, and makes me want to vomit.

Just some common courtesy is all I ask, I'm not hard to get along with, but come on!

Oh, and fashion-wise, now I'm not the most fasion savy person in the world, but please, I beg you please, save the elastic waist khakis for your grandmother, if you are under the age of 60, they should not be part of your wardrobe. The only elastic waste pants one should own are sweatpants/exercise pants, pajama pants, scrubs, and that is pretty much it. If you are over 10 years of age and under 60, do yourself and my eyes a favor and don't wear them! On a side note, make sure they are long enough too... Buy a mirror, use it.

Ok, on a brighter note, I heart my hair today!

Irritating Phrases...

So an acquaintance asked me today whether I had talked to someone "In the recent future."
The reply I would have like to give would have went something like this, "Why no, no I have not spoken to anyone 'in the recent future', but when I construct a time machine, I would be more than happy to talk to people in the future for you."
Unfortunatley I was unable to give that reply, so I settled for, "huh?" then said person repeated the statement, and I said, "No, no I have no." Then I recieved a blank look... WTF? Really, your going to look at me like I'm the idiot because you are making ridiculous statements... Whatever.

Ok, 2nd annoying phrase of the day, when leaving a messege, said person, says, "Give a call back." This could very well just be me, but I find it uber annoying!

Mindless Cartoons

So, I'm sitting here watching Spongebob. What happened to all the cartoons from like the early '90s, or even farther back? Anyone remember Rugrats, Rocco's Modern Life, The Snorks, The Smurfs, The PawPaws, The Gummi Bears, David the Gnome..... I miss those.

Boring...

Sitting at work.... Ok so I should probably be working, but I mean really? It's a Saturday, which equals not that busy, wich equals me being bored out of my gourd..... I hate sitting here looking out the window and I know it is nice out.... Stuck inside.... I think I'm gonna give this daily blog thing a chance.... who knows it might turn into something awsome.... or not, either way It is what it is. Gonna finish the work day, go pick my kiddo up, hang out with my mom, then go home, and more than likely watch The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day.... One time is simply not enough. Speaking of 1, or 2 in this case not being enough.... I'm thinking about the next tattoo I want to get.... More or less I know the majority of what it will look like, I'm just debating on placement now..... Ok, I got nothing else.. Peace....