Wednesday, July 28, 2010

How Rude!

So I'm sick to death of the people I work with. I really don't think I'd mind my job if it weren't for my stupid coworkers, or the customers.... lol, I'm not a people person, yet people like me. I don't get it. Don't get me wrong, I do like a few people I work with. But I'm so sick of people bitching about other people. I'm sorry that your life sucks, and someone else has a lot going for them, that doesn't give you the right to be a Royal Bitch to everyone else. I don't want to even talk to you. I really don't want to look at you, or hear you, but unfortunately, that is not an option. Quit bitching about your job too. You are the one that came back to it, so shut the hell up. Your stupid and I can't stand to be around you. Luckily for everyone else, I'm an easy going person who doesn't let anyone for the most part know what I am thinking. I'm just awesome like that. Just thought I'd share. My brain is fantastical.

A little grooming please!

Ok you know what grosses me out.... Hair, on a toilet seat. I mean really is it that hard to groom. That's all I'm saying. If you are that big of a mess down there, at least be considerate and look to see if you left any stragglers behind. I mean I'm gagging whilst typing about it. Come on people! It's not that hard. Razor, scissors, wax, clippers, etc... Do something please.... It's effing gross!

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Not what I wanted to look at...

So I'm sitting at my desk. I turn to answer a question and what do I see but a person bent over in white pants, with granny panties showing through.... I don't really care what kind of underwear you wear, but I don't want to see it... I'm just saying.... I'm grossed out for the day now, thank you!

Friday, July 23, 2010

Don't do it!

Ok, just because I don't hear you doesn't mean you have to hover over me and stare me down until I turn around and say Hello. I'm just saying, it's creepy and kinda freaks me out. So please cease and desist.

How can you forget that much in a2 days? I mean really?

Ok, so I have 2 bins on my desk. One if for things that need to be signed, on is for file that need to be disassembled. They have been the same since before I had this position. There is also a bin on the top of my filing cabinet for stuff that needs to be filed (also has been there since before me). So I had a HUGE stack of files in my 'need to be disassembled' bin. I start working on them. I get almost all the way through them, and guess what, they needed to be filed, not disassempled. So when I ask why they were in that bin.... The reply I got was 'Oh, I forgot'. How is that possible, you were up here two days ago... How do you forget something that you've been doing for 4 months in two days? I don't get it! SO after taking a half an hour to break down my ginormous stack of files, I get to put them all back together, and file them....

Lucky Me.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Weird, Awkward Conversation....

(phone rings)
me: Hello
weird person: You know when I first started, and there was the toothbrush thing?
me: ..........(thinking, but very confused) You mean a toothette? The little sponge on a stick?
weird person: (awkward pause) no (more awkward pause)
me: you mean for a patient right?
weird person: (awkward pause) no (me waiting for more explanation) you had them. They were like a little toothbrush.
me: oh you mean a Wisp, the disposable ones?
weird person: I don't know what they are called but yes. (awkward pause) I'm going out after work and forgot my toothbrush so if you don't have any I have to go to plan B. (I don't even want to know what plan b was)
me: ummm... I don't know if I have any, I'll look
weird person: (awkward pause)
me: well, I'll look and call you back
weird person: (awkward pause) ok
End conversation.

So, I look and find two. You really only need one. So I take both back to her. So she asks me what kind they are because she is allergic to an ingredient in certain things. I said, ummm.. they are cinnamon, I don't know what all is in them...
I got no reply, so just walked away.

I swear almost every conversation with this person is awkward...

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

I cannot deal with you, SHUT UP!

I'm so sick of people thinking they can run this place better than so and so.... Well quit your yapping and do it, or shut up. Seriously, I don't care. If you think your idea is better, say something, or stop talking.... Or at least stop talking to me, because frankly, I don't care, and I would love to tell them to shut it and shove it.. but I don't feel that is a work appropriate phrase.... I just don't feel like dealing with that today.... Well anyday really. I don't even want to here you talk... I can't stand you, your a Bitch, and think you are right about everything, when in reality, you are very often wrong. SHUT UP!

Friday, July 16, 2010

I'm right, your wrong, shut the hell up!

There is a handfull of people that I enjoy :
a) having no contact with if possible,
b) if I have to have contact with them make it limited, and
c) prove them wrong at any point in the conversation, because that's just what I do.

I don't rub it in their face that I'm right, I just subtly prove that I'm right, then randomly bring it up. My favorite is when someone else confirms my 'rightness' in front of them, then I can giggle on the inside, Satisfaction! Call me weird, but these select few, are for whatever reason, ALWAYS trying to prove me wrong. Unfortunatley for them, although I am younger and less educated, I'm have much more common sense and witt. I am wise beyond my years... lol I crack myself up, and now I'm off on a completely differnt tangent.


What are you people thinking?

So, you know those shirts that are popular right now that are kind of see through and worn out looking. I'm not gonna lie, I have one or two, but that's not the point. My point is that if you are going to wear a see through shirt, you should probably wear another, non see through shirt underneath it. I know I do.

Now, Fridays are "Casual Day" at work. I have no problem with someone wearing the afformentioned shirt, but why would you not wear an undershirt? Especially to work? Maybe if your going to the bar or something, I don't know, I don't skip the undershirt, I personally still would wear one, but belive me, I don't think anyone wants to see my goodies all hanging out. So my point is, I do not want to see your bra, or your back fat, or you jelly gut. I don't care if your built like a Barbie Doll (which is never the case, it's always the hefty ones who wear this stuff). Wear a freaking undershirt! I mean really! We work in an office, not a brothel! You don't even look that good, just because your bra is the same color as the shirt, no that does not fly! And if you are going to let your bra show, at least make sure it's a pretty one, not the Hanes out of a box geriatric bra.....

Friday, July 9, 2010

I'm Back....

Sooooooo.... I was on 'vacation' for a week, and work has been crazy, but I'm back now. Just in time for the weekend, the weekend I get the joy of working... Woooo Hoooo. I'm so excited!

Anywho, so the week I was off, not that eventfull.... Some amusement park, fireworks, midnight showing of Eclipse. That's it....

Now that I'm back, the person that took me 2 month to become accustomed to, and learn to ignore, I now can't stand again. I really hope it doesn't take another two months to re-do this! I just can't take it! The weird laughing at inappropriate times, the random fashion sense, the high waters, the fro... I just don't know man, I just don't know!

On another random thought, I want a pair of Vibram Five Finger shoes. They are BAMF!