Thursday, September 30, 2010

Dude, it's just a joke...

Ok, I hate it when you joking around with some people, and you have that one person who gets all serious and tries to prove you wrong! Dude, it was a joke. I was not being serious. I do not really think someone at work should answer the phone, "China House, can I take your order?" I realize the our phone calls may be recorded (I don't think they are), but I know that it's a possibility. Also, I do not want your life story whilst you explain to me how 'cool' it was when you got to get some random person in trouble via the recorded phone convo you had 5 years ago. I know you mean well, and were just trying to jump into the convo, but really, don't. You stopped the joking. I can't really joke when you are being all serious like. Not fun man!

My list of 10 for the day...

1) Why is this week dragging?
2) Why do people insist on wearing clothes that make their horrid body shape look even worse? I don't get it. I'm no fashion icon, or fashion police, but DAMN.
3) Whoever designed the system we use at work is mentally retarded. Can I say inefficient?
4) Can someone just give me an extened release caffiene pill? Then I could give up pop, loose weight, and not go through caffiene withdrawls.
5) I want the following bumper sticker: If your going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair.
6) I want a truck. A 2500 Cummins Turbo Diesel.
7) How come no one can tell when I don't like them. I try to be mean, but it never seems to work. I need bitch lessons.
8) When will Norman Reedus discover me and wisk me away to his dreamy abode?
9) I NEED new ink. I must have it.
10) I am random. If you don't like it, you should have stopped at #1.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010


Can I get a, "filter out all blogs that are not in english, button"? I mean really? I enjoy looking at blogs, they are fun, some aren't, I like it when I find a good one. I'm happy for all you multi-lingual people out there, but I've got to face the reality that just because I can count in Spanish and French, does not mean I'm fluent! So, yea, that button would be GREAT!


Have you ever been in the middle of a conversation, and you really don't want to be talking to that person? Then 1-2 sentences into them blabbing to you about something you already know, the only word that pops into your head is Douche, and it's pretty much all you can do to contain it and not say it out loud to that person?

I don't know, maybe it's just me. Or maybe it's just the doches' around me????

Friday, September 24, 2010

That's effing repulsive!

Ok people. As girls, yes, I am aware we all get our monthly gift from mother nature. I understand. And you know what? If you want to get nasty period blood all over the toilet seat at home, kudos to you. I don't give a flying fuck what you do at home, but when it affects me in the workplace, you need to fix it.

The story:
So, I walk into the bathroom at work to pee. All stalls but the last one are in use. I walk to the last one. What do I find, nasty dried period blood on the seat. Really? What the hell is that shit? 1) How does that even happen? How is it that you are wiping your twat all over the seat? It's making me re-think not using the flushable toilet seat cover. 2) In the event it does happen, how do you not notice it when you turn around to flush? 3) Really, I mean REALLY? That's effing gross!

Have a little respect people, clean up your bodily fluids if they leak on things that they aren't supposed to be on and other people have to use. You can leak on and rub all over whatever you want at home, but when you come to a public place, clean up after yourself!

Thursday, September 23, 2010

I can't stand you!

Can I just say shut the hell up? I mean really? 1) your new, 2) Where do you get off telling me that if we were a team, I'd have to do more? Obviously, you don't know what the hell your talking about seeing as I pretty much do everything on my team except things that you, yes you, were hired to do. If you want me to do your job, that's fine, but then I demand a raise! You walk around here like you own the place, trying to 'fix' everything. You are making more problems for everyone else. You aren't helping anyone. Oh, and by the way there is NO WAY you wear the same size as me, you are built like a line-backer.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Shout out to the Mom's!

To all you ladies out there with little boys, I beg you! Please do not over baby your little boys when they are sick. No female will want to deal with a Mama's boy when he is an adult. Stop it while you still can!

Wednesday, September 15, 2010


What the hell is the point of having Spell Check fix your shit, if when you post it, none of the changes are reflected?

That's dumb!

Gross! Wash your hands!!!!!

Ok, so it's allergy season. I have allergies. I sneeze alot. After I sneeze, I a) wash my hands, or b) squirt on some hand sanitizer. I'm not saying I'm sick or anything, I just think of it as a courtisy to others.

So a person located next to me has allergies. She is always coughing, (but not covering her mouth, and always seems to be pointed in my direction), and sneezing, usually into a kleenex. However, she NEVER goes and washes her hands or uses sanitizer afterwards. I just witnessed her sneezing into her hands, getting a tissue and wiping off her hands, then nose. Then continue typing. That is disgusting. She shares that computer too. I'm glad it's not with me, but I feel bad for the person that sits there after her.

She needs a BIO HAZARD sign hung above her work space.


Monday, September 13, 2010


Can I just say that a good way to start Monday is not: Accidentally setting your alarm for PM instead of AM, then waking up 10 minutes before you are supposed to leave for work. I hate the clothes I grabbed to wear because what I grabbed was what was on top(my pants are too short, my shirt doesn't really have a shape). I did remember deoderant though, so that is always a plus, not that I'm unaturally smelly, but well, you know.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Unhealthy and Skinny vs Unhealthy and Fat

So I just read this article about how there was a 'plus sized' fashion show at fashion week with all models size 14 or bigger. I'm not saying 14 is fat, cause I have some 14's, but I feel like that's just adding to America's obese problem.... I dunno. I'm not saying you have to be a 4, I've never been that small, I don't think I could possibley ever get that snall, but on the same note, I don't think a size 24 is heathly either. It's like from one extreme to the next. Either starve yourself to be a size 00, or fatten yourself up to be a size 24. What about the normal sized people in the middle?

So I am totally on board with not showcasing underweight, unhealthy models, but I also have an issue with overweight, unhealthy models. Isn't this just condoing the fact that it's OK to be fat? I'm not a size 4, or even an 8. I don't claim to be a toothpick, but I think making fat fashionable is not the correct answer to America's growing weight problem.

WalCreature Contd....

She is wearing a regular t-shirt with some religous stuff on it. I would guess it's a large or an extra large. It is paired with 1980's super high waisted jeans, you know the kind that come right below your boobs, so you don't really need a bra. The extra large t-shirt is tucked into the super high waisted pants. Did I mention the pants aren't long enough, so they hang, while standing, at just above the ankle. She has white ked-like shoes, with white socks, once again pulled way past the bottom of the pants. I'm at a loss for words. Maybe, "Hey, 1983 called, and they want their clothes back!". I'm not even sure if that would be right, I don't even think people in the 80's would wear what she's wearing, and that's bad, because lets face it, the 80's was a HORRIBLE decade in fashion.

Good Morning Pic Msg

So, the first text/pic messege I get this morning is from my sister. Already I'm intrigued. The pic was of a sign at a company that was advertising PINE SHAVINGS FOR $6.99. Some trickster changed the sign to say PENIS SHAVINGS $69. Genius!!!!

Thursday, September 2, 2010

WalCreature cont...

So, some clothes just weren't meant for heavy people to wear. You know the shirts with the belts that go around the middle? Well, that is one thing that only non-fat people can wear.
Example: Some girl is wear a gray, sleeveless turtle-neck type shirt with a black belt around the middle. All in all, not a bad shirt/belt combo. The big kicker is... If the belt rests on your belly, maybe you shouldn't wear it... Just throwing that out there...

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Quit your bitching, I'm sick of listening to you.

Seriously, shut up.
No one wants to listen to you whine about how this department isn't doing this, and that department isn't doing something else. Lets re-evaluate yourself.... I'm just saying, your not perfect, so because 1 note was not put in the system, doesn't mean that a whole department is horrible.
Get over yourself.