Thursday, April 29, 2010


I've decided that as of today, I don't care anymore. I'm not going to let that person get to me, I'm going to go in, do my shit and go home.... Everything else is out of my hands, and I'm not going to concern myself with it!

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

I really am a nice person, I swear!

Ok, so in ranting on my blog, it makes me sound like an irritable, mean person. I'm actually quite easy to get along with. Unfortunatley there seems to be one person in particular (the one that is what most of my posts are about), that just rubs me the wrong way. She is utterly irritating. She is always doing dumb or irrlevant things. She tells you a books worth when you just need a paragraph, and although she asks me questions, she never believes my answers and goes and asks 3 more people, just to come back and say, "Oh, you were right." Really? Really? Come the eff on! If you don't trust my answers, go talk to someone else. Don't waste my time and breath, becuase I'd really rather not talk to you if I don't have to!

On a second note, quit blaming shit on me. Contrary to your belief, I know what I'm doing, even though you don't. So don't blame your screw ups on me. They aren't attatched to me in any way, shape, or form, so F off!


Is it weird to eat dry cereal with a spoon out of a bowl? It was the bottom of the box and that's all I had!!! LOL

Monday, April 26, 2010

Flabbity Flab Flab

Sick of the flab.... ok, in all reality, I find that I over-critisize myself, I know my roots aren't as bad as I think (they are getting fixed this Saturday), my feet aren't as freakish as I think, and I'm sure I don't look as big as I think I do. Regardless of that fact, I am going to start working out or something.... You know what I would love to do, I would love to do some like ballroom dancing or what not... I think that would be bad ass, but I have no one to do it with me and no where to go to teach me so that is a moot point at the moment. I have no clue what I'll do, but anything is better than what I'm doing now which would be nothing, well or typing, and that doesn't burn near enough calories!

One of those people...

You ever have that one person, whether it be at school, work, mutual aquaintance, whoever, that no matter what they did, said, or even didn't do, you want to rip their head off? Well, I have found one of those people... I'm normally a very laid back, get along with everyone person. I don't mind if you have an annoying tick, but when the whole person is annoying, it's just too much. The very mention of said person's name makes me want to cringe. The "hello" I get in the morning makes my eye want to start twitching. I try so hard to just brush it off, not think about it, not let this person get to me, but I just can't seem to shake it off.

Now, I know this person is not deliberatly trying to get on my nerves, or anyone else's for that matter. They just have a very irritating personality, and I half feel sorry for them, but then they open their mouth, and I feel that I might get a nervous tick.... That can't possibly be right, can it? I really feel bad about it, but I don't know what I can do.

Stupid People

Stupid people are annoying. I'm not saying I've never said or done anything stupid, but come on, this is like an everyday occurence. I think people that are really book smart, but with no common sense annoy me more though. They SHOULD know better. Dumb people can't help it, but you uber smart people, give me a break! I think I'd take common sense over being extrememly smart and awkwrd. Middle ground is best I find. Oh, and quit questioning me about stuff. You screwed up, not me!

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Friday, April 23, 2010

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Blah blah blah

So.... I'm sure I have things that I am supposed to be doing, but I'm just not feeling it. I've got everything possible done that I can for the next 3 days, there fore, yea, I got nothing. This is yet another day that is dragging out to be ridiculously long... It's getting kind of old, I'm not going to lie. At least it's Friday I guess.

So annoying point #1 of the day, don't stare at me when your bored. Now I realize that you are probably not staring at me in particular but staring off into space. I feel, that if you are going to stare into space, don't face someone, it's really creepy, and disturbing. It freaks me out and makes me self-concious.

2nd annoying point of the day (which just so happens happened within 10min of each other) If your not busy at least look like your busy, don't stare into space (see annoying point #1). I have to attempt to find something to do, my desk is clean, why don't you file some papers, catch up on whatever it is you are behind on, something! If I have to attempt to look busy, the least you can do is the same!

Could you try and pay attention the first 3 times I repeat myself, it starts to annoy me after the 4th time... well 2nd time really, I just give you some lee-way... I really am too nice to people, someone teach me how to be a bitch, please?

I am finding it very interesting that I have been perusing blogs and I somehow fell into the Bible Blog section, a section I want no part of. I think it fine whatever your belief is, I just don't want to read about it. To each their own, I just happened upon about 20 in a row, can I see something else please? Sorry, done with that rant!

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Baby Parade

You ever notice how people put their kids/grandkids on parade around friends and co-workers? I'm sure I'm just as guilty, you always want everyone to think your offspring is the cutest, smartest, fastest, and so on and on and on.... It's quite amusing if you really pay attention. I never realized it until someone brought a grandkid into work, they brought it around the whole office for everyone to see. It's like I know that it the evolution of things to pro-create, it's funny though. Next time someone brings their kid around you, pay attention to how bad they are pushing the cuteness or whatever trait the parents think is the strong one, on you!

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Random Crack at a Haiku

Sitting by myself,
Wondering where I'm headed,
No path is written.

F***ing Brian is coming.

Some things just aren't funny, so quit laughing at inappropriate times, it's weird and makes everyone around you uncomfortable!
I'm not intellectually challenged, so quit giving me the "Are you stupid" look.
No I do not want to hang out with you outside of work, I honestly I don't want to converse with you while at work, I'm just too nice to say anything.
There is a no crop dusting rule in the airspace around my desk, please respect that, it's gross, and makes me want to vomit.

Just some common courtesy is all I ask, I'm not hard to get along with, but come on!

Oh, and fashion-wise, now I'm not the most fasion savy person in the world, but please, I beg you please, save the elastic waist khakis for your grandmother, if you are under the age of 60, they should not be part of your wardrobe. The only elastic waste pants one should own are sweatpants/exercise pants, pajama pants, scrubs, and that is pretty much it. If you are over 10 years of age and under 60, do yourself and my eyes a favor and don't wear them! On a side note, make sure they are long enough too... Buy a mirror, use it.

Ok, on a brighter note, I heart my hair today!

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Irritating Phrases...

So an acquaintance asked me today whether I had talked to someone "In the recent future."
The reply I would have like to give would have went something like this, "Why no, no I have not spoken to anyone 'in the recent future', but when I construct a time machine, I would be more than happy to talk to people in the future for you."
Unfortunatley I was unable to give that reply, so I settled for, "huh?" then said person repeated the statement, and I said, "No, no I have no." Then I recieved a blank look... WTF? Really, your going to look at me like I'm the idiot because you are making ridiculous statements... Whatever.

Ok, 2nd annoying phrase of the day, when leaving a messege, said person, says, "Give a call back." This could very well just be me, but I find it uber annoying!

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Mindless Cartoons

So, I'm sitting here watching Spongebob. What happened to all the cartoons from like the early '90s, or even farther back? Anyone remember Rugrats, Rocco's Modern Life, The Snorks, The Smurfs, The PawPaws, The Gummi Bears, David the Gnome..... I miss those.

Saturday, April 17, 2010


Sitting at work.... Ok so I should probably be working, but I mean really? It's a Saturday, which equals not that busy, wich equals me being bored out of my gourd..... I hate sitting here looking out the window and I know it is nice out.... Stuck inside.... I think I'm gonna give this daily blog thing a chance.... who knows it might turn into something awsome.... or not, either way It is what it is. Gonna finish the work day, go pick my kiddo up, hang out with my mom, then go home, and more than likely watch The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day.... One time is simply not enough. Speaking of 1, or 2 in this case not being enough.... I'm thinking about the next tattoo I want to get.... More or less I know the majority of what it will look like, I'm just debating on placement now..... Ok, I got nothing else.. Peace....