Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Obvious Randomness

1) What the hell is with people coughing on me? I don't get it. Am I wearing a shirt that says "Please cough on me"? I mean really? Come on people, turn your freaking heads, turn them AWAY from me. Lets get it clear here people.

2) So, I'm in pursuit of gumball machine ducks. I got 5, yes, 5, of the same one today. WTH? That's not fair, I wish there was like a lever and you could trade the one you just got in for a different one. They also have duck stickers in these machines, and I got more stickers than ducks today. I don't want the stickers.

3) Umm..... I don't have a 3 at the moment.... Random....

Monday, August 30, 2010

Gratuitous Violence

Is it bad that I'm an hour into the work day, and already I want to punch at least one person in the face? I think that's a bad sign.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Is that bad?

Is it bad that I part my hair on the side that I do basically to shield the person that sits to the right of me?
That's bad isn't it?
The way I see it, something has to cover the side of my face so the person to the direct right of me doesn't see me rolling my eyes and making faces while they are talking. Somethings I just can't contain inside of me so it has to be expelled at some point and it's normally released during convorsation with a certain someone. Therefor, I do believe it's a nesecisty for me to have my 'hair shield' to save myself and a colleuge from embaraament. Well, mainley the collegue becuase at this point, I really could give a shit less, seeing as how it really wouldn't embarass me anymore. I'm past the point of caring in this situation. I use the shield to save what little work 'relationship' I have so it's not consistently awkward. Well, lets say more awkward than you already are.....

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Cover your mouth, seriously.

Ok, I know you have really bad allergies and are on multiple meds to control them, and blah, blah, blah. I get that, really I do. On the other hand, cover your effing mouth. If you are going to face me, at least have the decency to cover your mouth when you cough so all your gross air doesn't come flying towards me. It makes me want to yell very loudly at you among other things.

On a second note, NOT EVERYTHING IS FUNNY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO LAUGH AT THE END OF EVERY SENTENCE YOU SAY TO SOMEONE. It's disturbing that your laughing whilst talking about someone in ICU. Quit laughing without provocation, it makes no sense, just stop it!

Allergies Suck!

I HATE having allergies. They suck and I'm sick of sneezing. Damn ragweed is blooming so it should be a fun, sneeze filled, itchy-eyed fall. I'm so excited.

On a second note. I L-O-V-E Nip/Tuck. I'm on season two and it's AMAZING, yea all caps! I really wish I would have started watching it before it ended, but hey I have 6 more seasons to catch up on. Julian McMahon is gorgeous, and I've decided that men in the mid 30's to mid 40's are the way to go... as long as they are good looking... of course that would be the case regardless of age.... :)

Monday, August 23, 2010

WalCreature, Cont...

I haven't posted a WalCreature here lately, so heres a small dose. It's not the best I've seen but still.

White shirt(nothing too exciting there).
Blue and white checked capris (It looks like you are ready to have a picnic on your ass. Whose bringing the basket?)
White ked-like shoes with super high white socks....
Really? I mean come on!

Friday, August 20, 2010

Wow! This is funny shit.

So, you all need to check out Antoine Dodson on www.youtube.com. First watch the real interview, then watch the remix... It's great!

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Cover your damn mouth!

Seriously, if you have to cough, you have to cough, I get it, really I do. But could you like, hmmm, I don't know turn your effing head, or cover your mouth. Don't look at me and cough with no coverage. That is nasty, and I don't want you gross weird germs blowing in my general direction! I mean really? Can I get some common courtesy please? How old are you, oh wait, and your in the health care field. My 4 year old knows how to cover his mouth and turn his head, there is no reason why someone 10.5 times his age can't figure that one out.

You can say it's allergies all you want, but I still don't want your germs on me. I feel like I need a bath of hand sanitizer, or whole body sanitizer. You already burp in my direction, do we have to add to the particles coming out of your mouth and into my personal space? I don't think so.

Your effing gross by the way, just thought I'd share. Maybe I need you umbrella that came with your fancy car to deflect your germy particles from blowing in my direction.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Strippers Fight Back!


Ok, so this is awesome! People from a church have been protesting agaisnt a strip club. In response, the Strippers and the owner of the club are picketting at the church.

They both have the right to protest, whatever. Go Strippers! Why can't people live and let live. You don't have to agree with every single thing your neighbor does, but that doesn't mean you have to harrass him either. (I'm just talking about every day things, no illeagal stuff)

The church go-ers have been video taping customers coming and leaving the nightclub, and getting their liscence plate numbers. How about this, instead of harrassing people that are doing nothing to you, why don't you go raise money for orphans or cancer, or something that actually matters?

Awww man!

I just made the miskate of looking at the label to my Cheetos.... Puff taste so much better before you know how horrid they are for you.... It still did not stop me from finishing off the bag though.... Too good to waste. Besides, it's Monday, and this Monday happens to SUCK. I'm entitled my yummy cheese snacks.

Friday, August 6, 2010


I hate this place. Just thought I'd share. No one will listen to me, then they end up being wrong.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Quit Burping!

Shoe update: black strappy old lady sandals, not white, but she does have the same pair in white.

Back to the burping.
I really don't have an issue with someone burping, as long as it's:
A) controlled,
B) your not doing the ABCs
C) you say excuse me if it's loud enough to be noticed.
D) you don't face me and do it

Unfortunately this person, burbs ALL day. No, I am not exaggerating, it is an all day ordeal. If it was under the breath and unnoticeable, I have no problems, but it's not.
1) It's loud enough to distract me from what I am doing, (and break my ignoring you concentration).
2) You always are facing me for some reason, TURN AWAY, it's effing gross!
3) It's ALL day. Not just after meals, ALL DAY! I can't take it. Take a beano or something, I mean come on!
4) There is no mouth covering with hand, or burping into the shoulder, once again, always pointed towards me. (I swear, if I EVER smell your burp, I'm jumping across both desks and punching you in the face!)

4 more hours today...

Yuck, four more hours of my own personal Hell, aka; work. I feel like once you get your shit done, you should be able to leave.... If that were the case, and we still got paid for 8 hours, I would work much, much harder. So instead, I drag out the minuscule work I do end up having out over 8 hours. It's like an ugly, viscous cycle. I really wish I enjoyed doing my job. Actually it's not that I entirely hate my job, it's more I can't stand the majority of the people I work with. The loud mouths, the weird, the ignorant, the annoying. I can stand only so much, and 2 hours into Monday mornings I've usually reached my limit. It's almost like a game seeing who is going to get pissed off first, and who will piss them off. Ms. Bossy Odd-ball, Ms. Attitude, Mr. Can't think for himself, and the list goes on and on. It's pathetic that I spend 40 hours a week with these people. I'm like a flying squirrel perched in my little tree waiting for the right breeze to kick up so I can glide on to a bigger, well it doesn't have to be bigger, but definitely better tree or even bush. There hasn't been any wind in a long time though, and this tree is getting stale. I'd like to put my acorns in another tree.

I really need a breeze!

Walcreature Cont...

So, I haven't posted a WalCreature lately, but I feel that it's about time.

I mean I know I get up in the morning and think to myself, how could I get my picture online if I went to Walmart today? Really people? Come on... get a mirror, or a reality check. I'm not sure which one. People who design some of these clothes should be shot as well!

So this speciman, well, I'll just describe the clothing:

Red shirt with eyelets around the sleeves and collar. (Nothing I would wear, but with jeans, it would look acceptable depending on your age, but said person is not old enough to be wearing that shirt)

Pants, well capris actually. They are black, but I'm not stopping at just black. They have a pattern. Still patterns are ok right? Well, not this pattern. It has beach balls, and folding chairs and tables all over. I'm not even sure where you can buy such horrid patterend capris.

I haven't paid attention to the shoes, but my guess is either white old lady sanals, or white keds with socks pulled up almost, if not past, the bottom of the capris, stay tuned for a shoe update.

Monday, August 2, 2010


I's like to give someone the SuFi. It would be AWESOME! I only wish I could without getting fired.

I'm not your Bitch, so figure it out yourself.

So, I don't mind helping if your new, and you don't know where something is, or they moved something, and you weren't aware of it. But you have been here for 6 months. You should know where syringes are. Don't look at me like I'm supposed to jump at your every word and do whatever it is that you don't feel like doing. I'm sorry, you are just as capable as me and I refuse to say 'How high?' when you say 'Jump'. I have no problem looking at you like your an idiot when you try to get me to do minescule stuff for you that you have the time and ability to do. Go F yourself!