What was my issue with cuddling????

Ok ok ok... I know I was a little harsh on the cuddlers, BUT in my defense, they were coming at me from all angles and wanted some very extreme cuddling. Now, I will cuddle all day every day with the man I currently call my boyfriend, and will someday eventually be attached to with a ring FOREVER, yup I said it, forever. (no I'm not being crazy, it's been discussed) I am a selective cuddler I suppose. If you aren't' on my level, sorry. I'll never need any other cuddler again anyway. One cuddler woman up in here.

I once again, haven't been on here in forever. A lot has happened, and as much as I wanted to make this a funny post... I just don't think that I can today. The snark is not flowing strong today, but don't you worry, it will be back, oh yes, it will be.

So might as well do an update, then we'll go on full snark starting, hopefully tomorrow.

Boyfriend status: I found the one, and we are going on 1 year and 2 months. I couldn't be happier with him, and I truly can't wait for the future, because if we can make it through the shit storm I call 2017, then we'll be just fine.

Work Status: I honestly have no idea what job I was at the last time I wrote.... I may have been where I'm at, maybe not... either way, I'm ridiculously bored, and working on fixing that.

On a serious note, I think the most heartbreaking thing I've ever seen, is when one of the strongest people you know, breaks down, and there is absolutely nothing you can do to fix it. All I want to do is fix this issue, and there is nothing I can do but be supportive. Being helpless is not a good feeling.

To Cuddle or Not To Cuddle....

Suitors, suitors on the… wall(?), whose the least weird of you all….???



So, I feel like I took the Twilight Zone bus, and it dumped me out in Cuddlesville(or does Cuddle Town sound better…. Either way, it’s the same point to make).



Here lately, there has been an overwhelming push to cuddle… Now, I’ll be there first to admit, I’m not a cuddle-whore. Would I like a cuddle every once in a while, sure, but I don’t feel the need to profess that and or push that on anyone. Every man, well, almost every man, vying for my attention lately just can’t seem to refrain from telling me how bad he wants to cuddle with me. Sorry boys, not always my thing. That is not the way to win my heart, or any other part of me. Not to mention, when you phrase it to me and talk like a little kid when you ask, I want to cringe. It literally takes every ounce of control I have, not to cringe or make a face. (Yes, it’s that bad, and happens that often).



Now from what I gather, this is happening for one of two reasons:



Reason # 1:

You guys seem to think to think that it’s what us girls want to hear. Now I am not speaking for all girls. I’m just speaking from my experiences and talks with acquaintances, but we do not all have an overwhelming need to cuddle 24/7. Not to say we never ever want to be touched, but if you bring up cuddling EVERY time we talk, that’s a definite turn OFF (for me at least, so STOP IT).



Reason #2:

Maybe you legitimately like cuddling. To each their own I say, but also make sure you and your potential and or current cuddler in crime are on the same page. Because coming from something where we were not both on the same page left me feeling highly irritable and possible with hurt feelings. Unintentional repercussions for both parties involved.







Basically don’t assume anything.

Changes, Oh So Many...

New job (well, new as of 5 months ago)...
Men??? Oh the stories I can tell....
Life in general, yea... it's going.

I haven't posted in a while, but I think I may finally be able to inject some more snark into the lives of many, or the 3 people who actually read this blog.

A lot has happened in the time I stopped posting. Good, bad, and indifferent. Some I will touch on, some isn't worth it. I have found I have horrid taste in men for the most part, although I've branched out lately, and I am grateful for one in particular for that. More to come!

Mouth Breathing... Make it stop!

Sooo.. I’ve been out for a while, living life, watching movies, getting my heart broken(not recently), and all the random stuff in-between, but today, between a phone call and someone walking by me, I decided it was time to post again… I rise from my ashes to …. you got it, rant again! Somethings I know irritate me, and if I can avoid them, I do. This is something that is out of my control, and COMPLETELY unavoidable at times. It all started this morning when I had to call another department about something. (The something really is not relavent in the least bit, so we’ll skip that part.) I digress… The person who answered, I know well, and also have learned to absolutely dread talking to whether that be in person, or on the phone due to multiple things but the most prominent one is, I can hear this person breathing. I should not be able to hear you breathing during normal conversation. Now at the gym, on the treadmill, when one is exerting oneself, I don’t have an issue with that. On the other hand, if you are chilling at your desk, and haven’t moved in hours(thinking this could be part of the issue, hmmmm?), you should not have labored breathing… EVER. On top of that, don’t be bragging about your workouts and scarring me for life with trying to tell me about you going to the tanning bed, when we all know, you aren’t really working out, AND the thought of you in a tanning bed sweating and breathing heavy whilst laying there… it’s down right disturbing!!!! Please stop over-sharing, please! I beg of you!

Best Auto Correct fail to date....

I was reading Thebloggess.com and her post about her phone changing jazz to jizz. Here is the text I sent to my sister when I was done reading it....

Mistakes were made, good quote

Forgiveness is the healing of wounds caused by another.  You choose to let go if a past wrong and no longer be hurt by it.  Forgiveness is a strong move to make, like turning your shoulders sideways to walk quickly on a crowded sidewalk.  It's your move. ~anonymous author

Apple Pie and Shit Part Duex...

So, now out of 4 stalls in the bathroom,  there is a different scented aerosol spray in each stall plus the automatic scent dispenser and Lysol. This plethora of smells can be sensed all the way down the hallway ... it's a little much. Like migraine and vomit inducing.

Apple Pie and Shit?

Who on Earth decided that bathroom spray should be scented like food? The last thing I want to smell is food plus poo. I get bodily functions smell sometimes,  on that note,  that doesn't mean that you try to cover the smell with a food scent. That just makes me think of poo while eating, disgusting ....

The Bloggess

Everyone needs to go buy The Bloggess book NOW. I have never laughed so much while reading ever, unless you count reading her blog, which you should totally do too!  Http://www.thebloggess.com

You are not my father.... just weird.

So weird chick I work with ... has been wearing a mask because they are rearranging the office and kicking up dust.  Who does that,  you sound like Darth Vader's retarded sister between the heavy breathing and the laugh, I'm really not sure how much more I can take. Plus I can't understand anything you are saying because of the damn mask. It is quite amusing when you take it off due to the huge elastic lines dug into your face.

Lady Bits and Such

So, they have been moving cubies and people around at work, and there are a few desks that didn't have the backing on them, so you could see everythign underneath them. OK, there is the backstory. So the other day, Person A, we'll call her Ann, walked out of the warehouse and noticed as she walked out that Person B, we'll call her Brandy, well, noticed that since she was wearing a skirt that her vajayjay was hanging out. So Ann told Brandy that and suggested that until walls are put up, that she might not want to wear a skirt. So Brandy gets very defensive stating that Ann could not have seen her vajayjay. So Ann said, OK, whatever you say, and walked away.

A day later, I walk thorugh the lunch room whilst Brandy and company are having lunch and clearly bitching that Ann had said anything to Brandy because "There is no way she could have seen, so and so was sitting right next to me and she didn't see it, I don't know why she was looking"

So, since I'm friends with Ann, and Brandy irritates the piss out of me, I just chimed in. So I stated that no, she wasn't looking, and if she didn't see anythign, she wouldn't have made it up, that she was trying to be nice and tell you that your vajayjay is hanging out, so you didn't show it off to the whole office and the guys working on the cubies... For all I know maybe she was trying to show off, but yea, that's nothing I would want to see. So her rebuke was, very loudly, "Well maybe she should mind her own business!"

Really, can we grow up, and if that were me, I would not be telling the entire packed lunch room that my lady bits were hanging out... But hey, maybe that's just me.

Update... boo

So, ended up, I moved out and we are broken up... It's been very rough on the both of us. I still love him so much and I know he loves me. We wanted to work through the issues, but it just seems that we weren't able to push through them. It's a scary thing, having to start all over. I'm not ready to go date, or anything like that. It's going to take some time to heal, take some time to just be me before I'm ready to make that jump again. I wish him no ill will, and I would hope he feels the same towards me. He'll always hold a special place in my heart, as cliche as that sounds, it's true. Just because things weren't said elaborately and long, doesn't mean I don't care.

Phone Cords

I'm sure everyone knows what a normal office phone looks like. Black, bunch of buttons, hold, voicemail, blah blah blah, about 1.5-2ft cord. Well, my cord is the same cord I've had for 3 years now. Looks brand new. The chick behind me, I can't say that it is or isn't the original cord, but she has it sooooo twisted that she had to pull the phone away form where it sits up to her chin so she can talk on it. I just fixed it for her 2 days ago and it's already jacked up again. Anyway, how does that even happen? I mean a twist now and then, I get that, but I mean it's so twisted, I had to pull it apart... I don't get it. The fact that she is a total spaz, makes it even funnier to watch her answer her phone, with the whole thing coming up to her chin so she has to lean down to talk... Oh if I could only get a pic...