1) Why is this week dragging?
2) Why do people insist on wearing clothes that make their horrid body shape look even worse? I don't get it. I'm no fashion icon, or fashion police, but DAMN.
3) Whoever designed the system we use at work is mentally retarded. Can I say inefficient?
4) Can someone just give me an extened release caffiene pill? Then I could give up pop, loose weight, and not go through caffiene withdrawls.
5) I want the following bumper sticker: If your going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair.
6) I want a truck. A 2500 Cummins Turbo Diesel.
7) How come no one can tell when I don't like them. I try to be mean, but it never seems to work. I need bitch lessons.
8) When will Norman Reedus discover me and wisk me away to his dreamy abode?
9) I NEED new ink. I must have it.
10) I am random. If you don't like it, you should have stopped at #1.