NOXIOUS FREE

So, my desk, like most peoples, I would assume, is a Noxious Smell Free Area (NSFA). If you need to relieve your gas, I would very much appreciate you not doing it whilst walking to and from my desk. When you so rudley crop-dusted me, I was eating, food in my mouth, when I was overcome by the smell of your ass. Yea, you heard me. So next time you want to blast someone with your ass-gas, please don't let it be me, cause I might blow a gasket if you do it again. Just throwing that out there. Who does that... Walk away from people if you have to rip one, not towards me, I'm in a corner, I can't even get away!! And you are walking towards me, so it all hits me in the face, in the corner.. I mean come on! WTF?????

Office Fashion... Windbreakers Oh My!

Let's to a flash back to late 80's, early 90's. I remember back when I was about, oh I don't know 8 years old and I had a kick ass track suite. It was various purples, greens, pinks, with a paisley pattern on the jacket and solid pants in one of the aforementioned colors.

Fast forward:
Well, I saw one of those today. It's been about 17 years since I owned one... and I was 8, but this was a fully grown woman... and it's been almost two decades later... paired with brown dress pants and a lovely teal turtleneck.

I'm really not sure where the horrible 80's store is, but I'm pretty sure my coworkers are keeping it in business. And I'm not talking about the 80's fashion that is coming back, this is all the stuff that should be barried and never, ever brought back...

What's the protocol here?

So, do any other women out there find it odd or uncomfortable when doing your yearly GYN visit to talk while being examined? I mean I know it's not like abnormal for them, but it is for me. It's strange for me to talk about my profession with your hands on my ta-tas or elsewhere... Just throwing that out there.... Not bashing on GYN's, I mean what are you supposed to do right? Just sharing some thoughts...

I don't need this info!

So, I hate when people keep trying to update me on certain things, when the things have nothing to do with me...
Prime Example:
My coworker hollered "Don't go anywhere" down the cubby hall after me so she could update me on a patient when she got off the phone...
1) your on the phone, with the patient, so why are you yelling
2) where am I supposed to be going, I want some effing coffee, it's not like I'm going to get lost in the kitchen
3) how about your not my mom.... and I'll do what I want.
4) once she told me the info, it had nothing to do with me and she fixed whatever it was (so I didn't even really need to know)

Things like this drive me insane, and it happens multiple times a day. I really don't need to know random details that affect absolutley nothing that I'm doing. Seriously, just stop!

Office Attire

I still don't understand why people wear track suits to the office. It's not appropriate at all. To top it off though, the people who wear them, obviously only use them to go to work in, because I can tell you they are def not working out in them, that's for damn sure. Maybe they should wear them to the gym, then they could fit in normal dress pants. But those of you who wear your heels/dress shoes with the track suits I mean, come on? Really? I don't even know what to say about that.

Another thing I can't stand, Turtle necks. I'm not sure why I have such a hatred of them, but I do. I really hate when they are worn under a sweat shirt or a hoody. That makes no sense to me. How cold can your neck really be?

Random Jackets:

So this chick thinks she's badass cause she can ride a horse... Well, no she isn't really a bad ass, just and annoying ass, but her jean jacket today was a little much. I think embroidered jean jackets should be left to old women, or the '80s. Either way, this chick doesn't fall into either category. She's got a dark blue jean jacket on with horse shoes embroidered on the front, and a running horse embroidered on the back, with, to top it all off, a turtle neck underneath it. Where do you even buy something like that?

As far as certain colors go. I believe that after like I don't know, elementry school, you should not, as a woman, be allowed to wear light pink, baby pink, or bubblegum pink. (I do own some random pink shirts, but they are dark pink to magenta) Wearing a baby pink fleece zip up, no. How about just don't do it. It makes me want to sneak over to your desk, after you leave, and make in mysterioulsy disappear. Adults should not wear that color!

Ugh...

So, ugh. Work is slower than molasses. So, you would think I'd post more, but I have nothing to post... Kind of sad actually.

I'm sick of the negative that seems to surrond me at work. (not me, the people around me). Everyone seems in a better mood today, but I'm sure, come Monday, everyone will be hateful again.

I've got my kick ass tattoo tin can bank. It's half full at the moment, so that's a plus. I want to get my nose pierced and when it heals, I want a hoop. Something small.

New Year....

So, I know it's been a while since I posted... Kind of lost my groove there for a while, but I'm trying to get back into it.

We've got over a foot of snow more than we normally do so far in my part of the country. I'm officially over the snow. I realize that where I live, snow is going to happen, and normally those people who are in constant complaint of the snow irks me, but I am finding that I am slowly turning into one of those that I cannont stand... I suppose it might be attributed to the fact that I've slid off the road twice, and have just been sliding around in general, and I don't really care for that one bit.

On another note, not at all close to any hit so far in this post, I'm attempting to give up caffiene. No, I'm not going cold turkey, I really don't feel the need to have a headache/migraine for days, doesn't sound like fun to me. I'm actually down to 1 12oz can a day. Which is a lot less than I've been at previously, so I think that's a plus. I'm still doing yoga. I LOVE yoga. I just started getting back to doing my random work out DVDs. I like Jillian Michaels DVDs the best so far. I'm really trying to lose weight... I'm drinking much more water and my face has cleared up too. It wasn't bad just a random zit here or there, but I'm not haveing any problems now. I drink more water and switched face wash, and now I'm doing good.

Ok, this post is dragging on and it's not even funny, so I'll be back at a later date with something funny, or angry or both...

Office Fashion

Ok, now I'm not saying that I'm the end all be all when it comes to fashion. I would wear flannel and cowboy boots everyday, yes everyday, if I could get away with it, but I don't because I mean really, I'm not a lumber jack. SO, back to the subject of "Office Fashion". We are a 'Business/Casual' office. The following, I'm pretty sure, comes no where close to Business Casual. I would copy and paste the dress code, but I'm pretty sure we are all on the same page. So here are some offences that quite frankly, make absolutly no sense to me. I wouldn't wear this stuff in public, let alone to the office. I can't even label these people 'Walcreatures' because they would fit right in and wouldn't get noticed at Walmart.

Offense #1) Velour Tracksuits.
For one, Why? I'm serious, Why? I've seen three in two weeks, on three different people. The first one was olive green, with heels, and awesome, strait from the '80s, permed, teased 6" bangs (I could not make this up people). I also saw a purple one, and a brown one. Nothing too crazy on the last two other than the fact that they wore them to the office.

Offense #2) Running/Track Pants
First off, on 'Casual Friday' we are allowed to wear jeans. Not athletic pants, track suits, just jeans. Secondly, it's Thursday, although close to casual Friday, it's not Friday, and even if it was Friday, it's still not work appropriate. This chick is rocking black swishy pants with the stripes down the side. The pants are paired with a nice black turtle neck. At least she wore gymshoes, and not heels? Does that make it better? I personally don't think so.

Get off my ass!

Ok, so if I'm in the middle of doing something, DO NOT try to jump in the middle and then not know what the hell is going on and have to ask me. You are effing irritating!

Shank it, shank it real good...

So is it bad that I've only been here like 2 hours and I already want to do some gratuitous violence? I mean really, it too early to be thinking violent thoughts isn't it? I could think of two already today to shank.... lol

On another note....
Teaching myself guitar is going ok so far... hopefully I continue on with that!

New Strings, check
Tuner, check after lunch
Book, check

Interesting

Apparently October has not been a very frustrating/irritating month for me.... Not really sure why. I guess I should be happy??? LOL

On another note, I L-O-V-E Godsmack's new album The Oracle, and Sully Erna's new album Avalon. I highly recomend both, they compliment each other quite well with Godsmack's being very high energy and aggressive, and Sully's solo debut being very laid back and meditate-y.(like my use of - ?, I know, it's awesome)

I'm upset that I didn't get to go see Godsmack this past weekend, and it irritates me that certain people need to make fun of me for everything. So, to that person, I put you = to the first line in Cryin' Like a Bitch, which happens to be; Strut on by like a king, telling everybody they know nothing. And long lived what you thought you were. Time ain't on your side anymore. Anymore.

Anywho, that's my rant for the moment....

Gross

How do you not know you have nasty white crap from you nasty dried saliva in the corners of your mouth? I mean really? It makes me want to gag just looking at you. I can't take someone serious who has crap in the corners of thier mouth. It's making me self conscious. I mean, that only maybe happens to me like maybe if I drool while sleeping, or if I'm sick or in some other extenuating circumstance. EWWWWW. I don't even know how many times I've checked the corner of my mouth today since I noticed the nastiness on her face.

Dude, it's just a joke...

Ok, I hate it when you joking around with some people, and you have that one person who gets all serious and tries to prove you wrong! Dude, it was a joke. I was not being serious. I do not really think someone at work should answer the phone, "China House, can I take your order?" I realize the our phone calls may be recorded (I don't think they are), but I know that it's a possibility. Also, I do not want your life story whilst you explain to me how 'cool' it was when you got to get some random person in trouble via the recorded phone convo you had 5 years ago. I know you mean well, and were just trying to jump into the convo, but really, don't. You stopped the joking. I can't really joke when you are being all serious like. Not fun man!