(phone rings)
me:  Hello
weird person:  You know when I first started, and there was the toothbrush thing?
me:  ..........(thinking, but very confused)  You mean a toothette?  The little sponge on a stick?
weird person: (awkward pause) no  (more awkward pause)
me:  you mean for a patient right?
weird person:  (awkward pause) no (me waiting for more explanation) you had them. They were like a little toothbrush.
me:  oh you mean a Wisp, the disposable ones?
weird person:  I don't know what they are called but yes. (awkward pause)  I'm going out after work and forgot my toothbrush so if you don't have any I have to go to plan B. (I don't even want to know what plan b was)
me:  ummm... I don't know if I have any, I'll look
weird person: (awkward pause)
me: well, I'll look and call you back
weird person:  (awkward pause)  ok
End conversation.
So, I look and find two.  You really only need one.  So I take both back to her.  So she asks me what kind they are because she is allergic to an ingredient in certain things.  I said, ummm.. they are cinnamon, I don't know what all is in them... 
I got no reply, so just walked away.
I swear almost every conversation with this person is awkward...
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the best was the conversation she had with my colleague... while on the toilet.... saying, "I AM GLAD I GOT THIS OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE COMPANY COMES THIS WEEKEND!" Awkward.
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