Ok, when telling me something, is it possible to leave out:
1) all the insignificant details that really pertain to nothing (notice the 'pertain to nothing' therefor I DO NOT CARE!)
2) a five minute long explination as to why you are doing what you are doing (I don't really care why, just tell me what you need from me and I'll do it)
3) anything not pertaining to the situation, (I don't know why, but this always comes up)
SHUT UP! I don't care that you are happy cause of something ridonkulous. I mean really. Ahhhhhh...
On another side to this, if I enjoy talking to you, then the above can me ignored, but for anyone else... refer to the above.